OUR NEW (ROBOT) BEST FRIEND

Its arms open 45-degrees! That means you could hug it, and it could hug you back. Its cold metal skin would be quite close to feeling love. We'd imagine.
SORT OF STOLEN FROM:
http://www.arcadeflyers.net
HIGHLIGHTS
Oh, how we laughed! Maybe once or twice.
OutRun2006 - a celebratory review
OutRun2 Coast2Coast screenshot guide
Sega Rally 2006 SHOULD NOT EXIST
Microsoft's 'urban youth' Xbox 360 movie
An actual proper review of Ninja Gaiden Black
Non-sexy PSP porn UMD reviewed
Blog does story about blog doing story (and repeat)
San Andreas class action... thing
Eminem is in the 50 Cent game :(
HUGE Nintendo DS design flaw discovered
Rolf Harris meets Sonic The Hedgehog
Nintendogs 'fake dog' photo shame
Joanna Dark's FHM airbrush shame
UK Frag Dolls REVIEWED by sexiness!
THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
New Xbox 360 magazine is 'rubbish'
Tomb Raider Legend PORN SICKNESS
Everquest II models' 'pornstar' shame
LCD and plasma HDTV guide for PS3 and Xbox 360
Xbox 360 launch games revealed!
Trip Hawkins and his Atkins Diet thing
San Andreas "Hot Coffee" sex game mod
Stupid woman jealous of Lara Croft
Seeing Playboy's Natalie Denning
"New Games Journalism" anti-manifesto
Need for Speed Underground 2 HUMILIATION
OutRun2, Doom 3 and Fable guide

RECENTLY...
Watch the quality decline - LIVE!
SOMETHING ABOUT A CHARITY THING, FOR CHARITY
WE'RE SORRY WE MADE FUN OF YOU, SEGA. YOU WERE RIG...
A VIRTUAL ON POSTER THAT APPARENTLY ISN'T A JOKE
THE SINGLE MOST AMAZING SEGA COLLECTIBLE OF ALL TI...
SQUARE: FINAL FANTASY XII TO COME ALREADY WANKED O...
COUNTER-STRIKE LOVING MYSPACE WHORES
LARA CROFT HANDLING A THICK TUBE OF MEAT
ANIMAL CROSSING IS MEANT FOR GIRLS :(
ANY GIRLS NOT YET IN A GIRL GAMING CLAN?
SEGA'S 1960s 'PUNCHING BAG' ARCADE GAME
A SEARCH
A search facility that may even work.
LESS RECENTLY...
As well as SELLING OUT we have done this:

THE ANIMAL CROSSING MEMORIAL UPDATE
We lost the DS and game. This is all that remains of Big City :(
Animal Crossing WW: Game of 2006
MORE HIGHLIGHTS
A few "high"-lights from 2006.
Photos of SEGA things in Japan
Afterburner Climax movies and review
'Virtually Addicted' TV games-are-evil report
68 photos of booth babes from TGS
THE LAST YEAR OR SO
Stuff doesn't disappear when it scrolls off the bottom. It gets saved here in monthly chunks:
[March 2004]
[April 2004]
[May 2004]
[June 2004]
[August 2004]
[September 2004]
[October 2004]
[November 2004]
[December 2004]
[January 2005]
[February 2005]
[March 2005]
[April 2005]
[May 2005]
[June 2005]
[July 2005]
[August 2005]
[September 2005]
[October 2005]
[November 2005]
[December 2005]
[January 2006]
[February 2006]
[March 2006]
[April 2006]
[May 2006]
[June 2006]
[July 2006]
[August 2006]
[September 2006]
[October 2006]
[November 2006]
[December 2006]
[January 2007]
[February 2007]
[March 2007]
[April 2007]
[May 2007]
[June 2007]
[July 2007]
[August 2007]
[September 2007]
[October 2007]
[November 2007]
[December 2007]
[January 2008]
[February 2008]
[March 2008]
[April 2008]
[May 2008]
[June 2008]
[July 2008]
[August 2008]
[September 2008]
VERY OLD THINGS
Most of it's quite rubbish in hindsight:
SITES WE DO/DID
[Nintendogging]
[Idiot Toys]
[My Animal Crossing]
SITES WE LIKE
[Spong]
[Eurogamer]
[Kikizo]
[Kotaku]
[Idle Thumbs]
[Insert Credit]
[Wonderland]
[Bizarre Creations]
[Play.d]
[Mr Biffo]
EVERY MOMENT OF PAT'S LIFE
[VG247]
PATCHY BUT WELL-MEANING
[CVG]
NEW SITES WE LIKE
[One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate]
[Gibbage]
[PEOWW]
[Affectionate Diary]
THE TRIFORCE
[The Triforce]
RICHARD NOW LIKES MUSIC MORE THAN GAMES :(
[Rock Hack]
GRAEME'S SOLO PROJECT
[AceyBongos]
SITES WE HATE *SO MUCH* THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE DIGNITY OF A FUNCTIONING LINK
[Penny Arcade]
[Game Girl Advance]
[Total Video Games]
[Gillen]
[B3TA]
[NTSC-UK]
SITES THAT ASKED NICELY FOR A LINK
[He Got Games]
[A New Band a Day]
[Skullkids]
[Be "Teh" Hero]
[GHZ]
[SEGA Memories]
[Bruce on Games]
[Virtual Console Archive]
[I told you I wasn't dead]
[Sigmatronics]
[Games Asylum]
[Fuck Right Off]
[Retro Thinking]
[Britxbox]
[SEGA Nerds]
[Wii-UK]
[Angry Gamer]
[Dark Revolutions]
[Lemmy + Binky]
[Genki Video Games]
[Open Senses]
[Console Mad]
[Persian Gamers]
[CVG Archive]
[Disposable Media]
[NOOOZ]
[Mean Machines Archive]
NON-GAMING SITES WE READ BECAUSE WE'RE SO ACHINGLY *LIFESTYLE* AND IN TOUCH WITH YOUTH CULTURE
[Photoshop Disasters]
[Aerial Telly]
[Uncle Jen]
[Snackspot]
[Usemycomp.]
[Cybercandy]
[Popjustice]
[Goldenfiddle]
[Rich Herring]
SAY HELLO
And here's how to email us and a couple of other important things:
[Email]
[Workers]
[About]
FEEDS
You don't have to actually read the site to read the site:
[Live Journal]
[XML / RSS]
A 'MYSPACE' WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN HACKED
Just to fit in:
[UKR MySpace]
SHINY MEDIA:
UKR has joined the Shiny Media blog-o-world. Play nicely with the following Shiny blogs:
FOR BOYS:
Stuff about games, phones and big TVs.
[Xboxer]
[WiiWii]
[PSPSPS]
[Tech Digest]
[Tech Reviews]
[Techscape]
[Games Digest]
[HDTV UK]
[iPhonic]
[Mobile Digest]
[Shiny Shiny]
FOR MEN:
Stuff about primal blood sports.
[Nollie]
[Scrumbag]
[The Googly]
[Who ate all the Pies]
FOR GIRLS:
Stuff about bags and shoes and pink things.
[Bridalwave]
[Catwalk Queen]
[Kiss and Makeup]
[Nollie]
[Shoewawa]
[The Bag Lady]
[Trashionista]
FOR PEOPLE WITH 'LIFESTYLES':
Stuff about TV and music and Paris Hilton.
[Available for Panto]
[Bayraider]
[Brandish]
[Corrie Blog]
[Crafty Crafty]
[Dollymix]
[Hecklerspray]
[Hippyshopper]
[Kerching]
[Lost Weekend]
[My Chemical Toilet]
[Popjunkie]
[Star Trip]
[TV Scoop]
THAT'S IT
Now try completing it all again, this time on Normal.
3 Comments:
"... device allows SEGA CHAN to answer specific questions... "
Surely boring press conferences will be a thing of the past with this great gizmo!
"... while touch sensors and danger prevention sensors make him completely safe to operate."
And it's "Len Fairclough" proof!
Why don't Sega rule the world like they deserve?
Who would win in a fight between Sega Chan and Nintendo's R.O.B (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R.O.B.)
And more importantly, who ripped who off?
Zorg, what happened to the thing about crap mobile games? I wanted so much to see the shite picture of Amsterdam!
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