A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. IT'S GOT TO GET WORSE BEFORE IT CAN GET BETTER THE GODFATHER REVIEW - WINNER! ELECTRONIC ARTS "PWNED" BY US *AGAIN* IT'S THE MAN INSIDE THE COSTUME WHO'S THE REAL VIC... SEGA FIND OF THE MONTH AND POSSIBLY YEAR HOW TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF OUTRUN 2006 COAST 2 COA... SEGA'S BIZARRE EARLY 1990S VIZ ADVERTS GUESS WHAT'S BACK, BACK AGAIN?
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I guess none of the scaries can be, either.
30 million blogs, and the bottom 29.5m just say "I have a blog!" then "sorry for not updating I've been busy!" then "this page will no longer be updated".
It's still a victory.
More nudies please
yeah I can add you all to the stalking site
not
Although I suppose she WAS getting paid to talk to me for all of 2 minutes.
All I remember was that she was quite short, and her co-host was a complete prick.
And she definitly WASNT wearing the schoolgirl outfit.
So there you go, bet you're all jealous now.
She might remeber me, I was the one who couldn't speak and kept tripping over my tongue.
ahh, mission paintball, fond memories of emily in bouncy mode
We're just all along for the ride with her (mainly downward) rollercoaster of jobs and waiting till she shows us the money.