Ikaruga.
This sort of thing makes us glad Google video wasn't around when we started doing UKR.
It's just two posh teenagers poorly ad-libbing about games in their bedroom.
And occasionally in the kitchen. Thanks to our reader who appears to be called "roddie digital" for the link, headline and opening paragraph. Without him this page would not be here.
TWO TEENAGERS POORLY AD-LIBBING ABOUT GAMES IN THEIR BEDROOM AND OCCASIONALLY KITCHEN:
Here.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. UK:RESISTANCE - BEST SITE IN THE WORLD, EVAR! IT'S GOT TO GET WORSE BEFORE IT CAN GET BETTER THE GODFATHER REVIEW - WINNER! ELECTRONIC ARTS "PWNED" BY US *AGAIN* IT'S THE MAN INSIDE THE COSTUME WHO'S THE REAL VIC... SEGA FIND OF THE MONTH AND POSSIBLY YEAR HOW TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF OUTRUN 2006 COAST 2 COA... SEGA'S BIZARRE EARLY 1990S VIZ ADVERTS
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I'm glad we have such young prodigys of new journalism with internet savvy who can teach a whole new generation about the master work that was Ico and how to pronounce it incorrectly.