A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ANOTHER BUNCH OF COMPLETE MORONS HAVE PUT A GAMES ... RELATIVELY HOT KIWI WOMAN DRESSED IN A JOANNA DARK... PS3 LIE WATCH: EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'MOTORST... ALL THE OTHER GOOGLE VIDEO/YOUTUBE LINKS WE'VE BEE... GAMELIFE VIDEO GAME REVIEW SHOW EPISODE 2 UK:RESISTANCE - BEST SITE IN THE WORLD, EVAR! IT'S GOT TO GET WORSE BEFORE IT CAN GET BETTER THE GODFATHER REVIEW - WINNER!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Leave Sony alone. PLS have a go at Nintendo for tempting me into downloading DS demos and then not being able to even play them because I had an urgent Animal Crossing appointment with my favourite resident, who callously decided to fuck off and leave me anyway.
THE TEARS WON'T STOP ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS.
FUCK YOU ROSCOE! I LOVED YOU!
AND I DIDN'T!!!!!
MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!
that has got to be the most un-english sounding sentence since 'love you longtime for a dollar'
Joke Idea: make comparisons of the "audiences" faces at some of these industry-insider wanking sessions at key moments in the presentation... e.g. at which event did people look most:
a) happy
b) suicidal
c) like they were wanking
d) like they were playing Advance Wars
etc...
Ok, perhaps it's not that funny a joke idea but taking pics of the delegates faces will be more entertaining than listening to the presentation.