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This is embarrassing. Like that whole year we wore women's jeans without realising. The UK Animal Crossing Wild World TV ad is amazingly female-centric, featuring such exclusively female pursuits as:

ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

LOOKING AT THE LOVELY SKY!


ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

SMILING AIMLESSLY!


ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

HAVING FRIENDS!




BEING IN THE KITCHEN! (good, positive role model for young girls)


ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

GETTING REALLY DRUNK AND GETTING OFF WITH YOUR MATES AND OTHER MEN FROM THE INTERNET EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN! (not pictured)


ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

BEING HAPPY!


ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

And so on. We're off to play Halo for a bit until the urge to phone people "just to catch up" wears off.


ELSEWHERE IN ANIMAL CROSSING:
  • Spong has had an entire AC advertorial makeover that's pretty damn cool (for an internet advert).

  • Neo_Kitty has been working on her fish collection.
  • Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
    C'mon Zorg, show the picture.
    As for the state of the girl in the pictures, are you sure it's because of Animal Crossing? She looks like she's on Valium to me
    Blogger Tingle said...
    I still would do her

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