LOOKING AT THE LOVELY SKY!
SMILING AIMLESSLY!
HAVING FRIENDS!
BEING IN THE KITCHEN! (good, positive role model for young girls)
GETTING REALLY DRUNK AND GETTING OFF WITH YOUR MATES AND OTHER MEN FROM THE INTERNET EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN! (not pictured)
BEING HAPPY!
And so on. We're off to play Halo for a bit until the urge to phone people "just to catch up" wears off.
ELSEWHERE IN ANIMAL CROSSING:
Spong has had an entire AC advertorial makeover that's pretty damn cool (for an internet advert). Neo_Kitty has been working on her fish collection.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ANY GIRLS NOT YET IN A GIRL GAMING CLAN? SEGA'S 1960s 'PUNCHING BAG' ARCADE GAME A BELATED APPRECIATION OF SONIC RIDERS WEBSITES FROZEN IN TIME: POST-GIZMONDO EDITION TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL OUTRUN 2006 COAST 2 COAST D... PLAYSTATION3 - PUTTING THE MAGIC BACK IN GAMING! ANOTHER BUNCH OF COMPLETE MORONS HAVE PUT A GAMES ... RELATIVELY HOT KIWI WOMAN DRESSED IN A JOANNA DARK... PS3 LIE WATCH: EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'MOTORST...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
As for the state of the girl in the pictures, are you sure it's because of Animal Crossing? She looks like she's on Valium to me