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SEGA'S 1960s 'PUNCHING BAG' ARCADE GAME
By special guest updater The Cap'n.

With the onslaught of new SEGA-made hardware and toys running worryingly low - much like the porn-to-non-porn-application ratio on our hard drives - we thought we'd treat everyone to this. The SEGA PUNCHING BAG.

SEGA Punching Bag - in stylish 'formica'

It's built for HEAVY DUTY play, this is clearly important because it's written in UPPER CASE LETTERS. Even in the 1960s SEGA knew how to market their hardware. Notice the pseudo-Nazi type on the SEGA logo. World War you say? 25 years ago? Japanese war crimes? What fanciful madness is this?


Mario's HEAD!!!!

Nice, but we'd rather use a woman's stomach. It's free, apart from a bit of guilt but that goes away after the first few times.


'COGS'

This is also what the inside of a Sega Saturn looks like.


SEGA GAME OF SKILL

And here it is, looking in better condition than our poor Saturn, which has remained in confinement since the unfortunate Fighting Vipers incident in November 1996. That and the whole PlayStation bribing everyone in the world thing.


WE STOLE THE PICTURES FROM HERE:
http://marvin3m.com/arcade/segabox.htm

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Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 3:00:00 PM 1 comments
Blogger Dave said...
Nice update cap'n. You're a lot better than teela.
3:03 PM  

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