"Thought you might like this one" says OFFICIAL UKR SEGA NEWS SCOUT Ivan. You're damn right we like it, Ivan. WE LIKE IT A FUCKING LOAD! It's like you've been reading our internet diary or something. Have you been reading our internet diary? Spying on us, Ivan? Only you seem to really know the sort of things we like. Funny that. Seems like a bit of a coincidence, mate. BACK OFF, OK? BACK OFF.
The name "translates as the 'SEGA Body Action Game Souson Horse Racing'" Ivan says. Which means he knows a bit of Japanese. Yeah, now the tables have turned, Ivan. We're spying on YOU. We've got your email address which means we know your surname. We might just start posting on the internet as "Ivan Mecking" making wildly inaccurate posts about your personal life and what you're into. Like, we might sign up to Gaming-Age as "Ivan_Mecking" and post lots of messages asking for help installing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2005.
The quest to own one begins.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. HOW TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF OUTRUN 2006 COAST 2 COA... SEGA'S BIZARRE EARLY 1990S VIZ ADVERTS GUESS WHAT'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? MICROSOFT IS PUTTING A PC IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF B... WARNING! FAKE "CHEESE" MERCHANDISE IN CIRCULATION EVEN OUR OWN POPUPS ARE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF US ... "WE GOT SHITFACED AND LEFT THE DS STYLUS IN THE PU...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
He lives in Japan now... the same way G. Glitter lives in Vietnam.