"Let's get out the Sonic costume and do some photos for UKR!"
"They're bound to do an update about this! I look so stupid! Ha ha ha! Look at me! I'm Sonic The Hedgehog!"
"Let me wear it for the next one!"
"Bend your knees more, Steve!"
Thanks, Sega. Next week, could you dress up like Cream The Rabbit and wee on us in the bath?
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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA FIND OF THE MONTH AND POSSIBLY YEAR HOW TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF OUTRUN 2006 COAST 2 COA... SEGA'S BIZARRE EARLY 1990S VIZ ADVERTS GUESS WHAT'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? MICROSOFT IS PUTTING A PC IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF B... WARNING! FAKE "CHEESE" MERCHANDISE IN CIRCULATION EVEN OUR OWN POPUPS ARE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF US ...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And Zorg - I'll dress up as Cream and wee on you whenever you like. I'll even dress up as Rouge and shit in Teela's mouth, as long as it'll shut them up.
You try and listen to the scatman on repeat for 4 years and see what happens, eh?