I had to look up what a sega activator was to realise the joke. I'm obviously not as good a sega fan as i should be.

What's up with Molyneux's Virtual Paedo Simulator? Is there a large market (beyond priests) for a game that lets you spend lots of time talking to young boys?

"What a lovely drawing, Photoboy. I love pink snakes"

Never mind Molynewuhauasudeux - well ok, let's pause the fun for a second - are we not revelling in the millions of bitter PS3 fanboy tears, salty with the taste of Kojima-rejection, squirting from piggy eyes and running down chubby rosy cheeks until they meet up with the yellow number 11 joining nose and mouth, as they sob helplessly over MGS going cross-platform?

I am. Peter might be too, for all I know.

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I'm so glad I used my real name.

Who called me a virgin anyway? I'm pretty sure only a virgin can call someone a virgin and actually think it's offensive...

Fuck the hypocrisy! I'm really failing to dig myself out of this! Call me what you want, but a virgin? Is that the best you guys can come up with?

Don't stop, Zorg!

It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion!

It's horrifying, but you can't look away...

wv bennant -- A 16th century wooden device used to clean the undersides of the metal ribs of a barrel

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Agreed. This looks very gash. I thought I couldn't be arsed with the Wii and I ended up thinking it was alright when it was just being a wireless controller with a wire dangling from one part to the other, but after just a minute of hearing about this new contraption I was one hundred per cent unequivocally not being arsed at all with where gaming is going. Normally I try to understand what's good about things like this but in this case I'm sticking to my guns and saying I just prefer proper controllers. If that means I've rooted myself into a remaining life of stagnant opinion then so be it, 'cos I ain't gonna buy into this shit EVER EVER EVER.

WHERE ARE THE COMMONWEALTH WOMEN THIS IS A HORRIBLE ADVERT

It must be annoying running a computer game related blog like this when you don't like computer games.

WV: golograp Great, now even the Gologs think they can rap. What next, French criminals on post apocalyptic housing estates trying their hand at it?

It's not that he hates computer games, it's just the *sighs* they're not as good as they used to be cliche...which I totally agree with. Modern games are crap.

I fear Zorg is slipping away from us....

The forlorn battery on Idiot Toys has made me weep uncontrollably.

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Zorg - stop now please. You are a nub.

Cock tennis anyone?

Games aren't crap these days. We are growing up/older (like e.m.). I am 27. Guess what, I prefer reading a good book to playing any computer game. Took me ages to work out why I didn't like playing games any more. I changed. I am still a gamer because the whole idea still interests me and very rarely a game comes along I can get into. But I don't blame the industry. It would be mildly pathetic if I still loved the same things I did when I was 8 with the same passion.

It is not a coincidence that every human always says the things that were around when they were children (up to the age of about 18) were 'the good old days'. People in their 40s claim gaming went crap by the 90s and new fangled and overly complex titles like Street Fighter II marked the end of the golden era!

That Project Natal things looks very interesting, but I can't claim to be all that arsed about trying it myself. The endless cycle of wanting new gadgets and crap to fill the gaping chasm of infinite sadness doesn't really work for me these days. I suggest everyone learn to read and go to the library rather than living just for the next unfulfilling FPS that is not made for adults (most people in the games industry being retards who won't grow up). I specialise in sweeping statements.

The industry and the products are going to seem boring and pointless if you can't even get excited by the idea of controller free gaming. And no, it isn't just a webcam or an eye toy (which was a webcam). The tech is far more complex than that. There are many demos of it on the web from a few years ago, probably by the same people that are making it for MS now.

Best game ever is CLEARLY Final Fight by the way.

God, I'm starting to more and more like my dad I swear :S. Ok, so he didn't play videogames, but this "things nowadays blah blah" is scaring me!

I'm only 22, but I work 60hr weeks, have a girlfriend I see most weekends (sorry to bust the 37yr old virgin theory)and when I do ever get an hour or so to myself I read a book, play guitar and dream of world domination, see friends, go pub, etc. My 360 only seems to get used for dvd watching now :( So yeah, you're right.

...The PSX and Atari hooked up to the same tv still get a play every now and again though :P Just for 'old times' sake

HA HA metal gear on 360 the gook sold you out ps3 fan boys !!!

*hugs ps3* don't worry, Gran Turismo 5 will be out...eventually! Then see who's laughing!

Also, the jokes on anyone who buys the 360 version...the cutscenes are life destroying! The end sequence is over an hour long!!

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