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Breaks your heart to see a grand old British development institution lowering itself to the level of sending strippers in branded t-shirts out to radio stations. Or they might be a new girl band. There's only so much you can learn about modern popular culture by reading Popjustice once a month.

It's definitely not the Sugababes at least. We know that much.




This is why all of today's students want to become DJs, not video game programmers.




The poor programmers are still locked in their Portakabin doing 19-hour days to try and finish the thing while all this fun is happening. The best they can hope for is one of the free t-shirts nobody else wanted three months after the game's out.




Much as we dislike this attempt at controlling the minds of weak consumers by attempting to associate a product with sex, we would still quite like to see the "out takes" from this shoot and might even buy the game to see if they're featured pretending to be lesbians in the title sequence.




Cynical marketing ploy SUCCESS :(

IT'S NOT EVEN A PRESS RELEASE, IT'S A BLOODY "NEWSBLAST"

NEWSBLAST: FUEL GIRLS FLOOR XFM FOR EXCITING LAUNCH OF FUEL

Codemasters' FUEL Burns Up XFM's Breakfast Show With Surprise Appearance By The Raunchy Fuel Girls

Saturday 6th June/... To celebrate the launch today of FUEL for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, Codemasters enrolled the services of the Fuel Girls to spread the word about the game that sets the new standard in open-world racing. The globe-trotting, fire-breathing, stunt-driving divas burnt up the airwaves this morning on XFM London 104.9's Breakfast Show, providing one lucky listener with the chance of winning a PlayStation 3 and a copy of FUEL on Ian Camfield's "Hard Rock" quiz.

Built on ground-breaking technology developed by Asobo Studio, FUEL's huge world is one of atmospheric beauty and awe-inspiring size, fully open to race and explore. This unprecedented racing playground features dramatic weather effects, including tornados, blizzards, sandstorms and lightning, a full day / night cycle and enormous environmental diversity, from the snow-capped dormant volcano Mount Rainier to the arid Grand Canyon and everything in between.

FUEL's free-roaming nature allows gamers to pick and choose their route, races and career progression while extensive multiplayer options allow up to 16 players to race against each other in pre-set events, explore the world in free ride or create their own challenges and share them online.

FUEL is set to become the ultimate racing sandbox when it launches Friday June 5th for the PLAYSTATION3 computer entertainment system and Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft with a Games For Windows edition to follow. Prepare for a FUEL injection by downloading gameplay videos at www.fuel-game.com.
Anonymous Kennedy Fursenblasch said...
which one's egg monroe?
Anonymous Henry Hawk said...
Wouldn't, wouldn't, would, wouldn't.
Anonymous Manwell Handjoke said...
Combined IQ of 120.

Average age virginity lost: FOU'EEEN, RAAHND DUH BACK OF DAH CHIPSHOP INNIT.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I like the short haired brunette one best.

WV: Faniter - sometimes it's just too easy
Anonymous Anonymous said...
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
Blogger Supersonicjim said...
Why don't they make games that people want? Such as Fantastic Dizzy, Egg Monroe's husband.
Anonymous yoyo said...
I like the short haired brunette one best, too. Get your claw hammer out and I'll fight you for her.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You're on! You cunty, past-it children's toy.
Blogger AT said...
The only "Fuel" I can think of right now is my jizz in their cunts.

Except the guy though. I'd probably have a pint with him and watch the cricket.
Anonymous Photoboy said...
Codemasters have been shit since the PS1. All they've done is release LMA, TOCA and Colin McRae sequels. True they've published a slighly wider variety of games from external developers, but their internally developed stuff is tired formulaic wank.
Anonymous Richard Eddy said...
I'm a lovely man.
Anonymous Trilby said...
Would, would, would, and then leave in a wheelie bin allowing three weeks getaway time before the council notice.
Anonymous Cornelius M Cumstain said...
I'd take the faux redhaired one. She is the only female there not to have been a stunt double in the "Thriller" video. She could be in my video though, although she probably wouldnt have a choice once the Rohypnol kicked in.
Blogger Matt said...
NEWSBLAST
Blogger Chewing Gum Volley said...
ha ha ha! BRILLIANT! That's Ian. I work with him. If you notice to his left, there's a tiny flight case. That's for a small amplifier to make his headphones go louder than the already ear drum smashing volume that that the headphones allow.

I knew visiting UKR every couple of hours (not even kidding) would be worth it. The internet history on the computer screens pictured will testify to this.

And if anyone's at a particularly low Ebb on a Saturday or Sunday morning at 2am til 7am, may I recommend listening to a tired man playing songs and sobbing on the radio station in question.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yes, No, No, the other two look like they could pass as men.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The long haired brunette is a guy. Dont ask how I know.
Blogger Glenn Slagg said...
Red hair person - definitely would, despite the tats, piercings etc.
However, I definitely wouldn't buy a Canon Powershot G9, whatever that is, based on the quality of these "snaps".
Blogger Shaun said...
They are actually strippers lol they probably use a different name for it though: www.fuelgirls.co.uk

They were at last year's Download Festival and really aren't anything special. I guess the tattoos help them appeal to a different demographic. They're hardly Dita Von Teese's. Just mho!
Blogger Apollo said...
Glenn Slagg, there is something a miss with those pics. They were taken at ISO 250 and that's the best it can muster. Something just isn't right, Canon cameras even compacts usually deliver more than that at such a low ISO.

Anyway the Red haired one has the best shot, but she'd have to lose the piercings.
Blogger Ben said...
I like redhead. someoen find names so we can get no results on google
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