A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "EA ANNOUNCES COLLABORATION BETWEEN HOT NEW POP TA... "RICHARD JACQUES STUDIOS CONTINUES TO GO FROM STRE... CODEMASTERS HAS A GO AT 'URBAN' FOR 'FUEL' TRANS-EUROPEAN LARA CROFT STALKING UPDATE NINTENDO WINNING CRITICAL LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY BA... WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO IDIOT TOYS? SONY LIE WATCH TRIPLE-PLATINUM HITS EDITION: GRAN ... NINTENDO E3 2009 PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE BLOG THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
...And whadda you know. I appear to be right!
GEE AYY EMM EEE OHH VOO EEE ARR, GEEAYYEMMEEEOHHVOOEEEARR, GAMEOVER GAMEOVER GAMEOVER GAMEOVER.
My moneys on it being a he-she.
Soon the house will collapse and you will need these updates to keep your eyes from seeing the wreckage. But rest assured, apart from a weird, occasional smell, you won't ever notice the rotting soul in the basement again.
"Finally proper updates thumbs up guise."
What the bloody buggering fuck does that mean?
Not the words, they're all english and I understand their individual meanings just fine; but the sentence itself.
I think the main problem lies in your usage of the word 'guise'.
What? you mean this debacle just appears 10 feet in front of you as you walk down the street? She should've asked for the CCE version.
RROOOOOOOOOOOLLLING TAAAAAAAAAART!
i think u broke my funny bone!
(actually has that tune as an mp3 on his pc somewhere and goes to hunt it down)
he was wrong
The only skidmarks are the ones in her knickers.
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