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For every delicate flower with clean little milk teeth and an innocent smile there are 10,000 of these MONSTERS lurking out in the real world.

Can't tell if it's the rolls of flab distorting the image or if it's just extremely shoddy artwork. Don't really want to analyse it in detail, either.




"Me and my mate Mentski think this tattoo looks like Daytona USA - and he really likes Daytona! Not as much as he likes Street Fighter though..." - Favus.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Last ever UK:R update?
Anonymous Photoboy said...
I cannot stand women with tattoos or piercings it's so skanky. That probably explains why I can't get a shag. That or my crippling social awkwardness that prevents me leaving the house or being able to talk to women other than my mother.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
Anonymous Ben said...
RROOOOOOOOOOOLLLING TAAAAAAAAAART!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So it's a fat ugly women or equally as possible, a fat ugly cross dressing bloke.
Blogger Steve said...
This is a horrible update.
Blogger favus said...
I like it!! :D
Blogger favus said...
I love it! :D
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous A man with a penis said...
What a lazy (and untalented) tattoo "artist". Three cars, and all with the number 24? Such inaccuracy would never have happened in Daytona.
Anonymous meme that really isn't catching on said...
In this instance Anonymous is probably spot on.
Blogger Mentski said...
It was more a gentlemanly bet with favus that the bar is set so low now that Zorg would post it if you mentioned Daytona in the email.

...And whadda you know. I appear to be right!

GEE AYY EMM EEE OHH VOO EEE ARR, GEEAYYEMMEEEOHHVOOEEEARR, GAMEOVER GAMEOVER GAMEOVER GAMEOVER.
Blogger Halverde said...
Favus likes ugly cross-dressers? I'd never have guessed.
Anonymous Cunt Parade said...
Is it a man or a woman?

My moneys on it being a he-she.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Those are Jeff Gordon cars aren't they? The kinda vapid games playing NASCAR racer who had a minor futuristic racing game with him on the cover in some sort of shiny suit... luckily that game was a semi-clone of Daytona USA with futuristic aspects so it wasn't too bad... but I digress.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Would
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Finally proper updates thumbs up guise. Except before the spiral shite I thought these sort were bad. Now I'm confused as to why I like these sort. Some sort of mental conditioning. Like cognitive dissonance. I feel a weird feeling when I read these articles as if I don't really like them. Like a hidden subconscious normal me is kept in the basement of my mind, he shouts and I can barely hear him through the floors of my decaying mind.
Anonymous Enn said...
@Anonymous:

Soon the house will collapse and you will need these updates to keep your eyes from seeing the wreckage. But rest assured, apart from a weird, occasional smell, you won't ever notice the rotting soul in the basement again.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
@Anonymous
"Finally proper updates thumbs up guise."
What the bloody buggering fuck does that mean?
Not the words, they're all english and I understand their individual meanings just fine; but the sentence itself.
I think the main problem lies in your usage of the word 'guise'.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's like he threw up a sentence and then pushed the puddle of vomit around with his feet.
Blogger Tomleecee said...
"Me and my mate Mentski think this tattoo looks like Daytona USA..."

What? you mean this debacle just appears 10 feet in front of you as you walk down the street? She should've asked for the CCE version.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
@ Ben:
RROOOOOOOOOOOLLLING TAAAAAAAAAART!

i think u broke my funny bone!

(actually has that tune as an mp3 on his pc somewhere and goes to hunt it down)
Anonymous arrogant jerk said...
i think he just thought it'd be funny to replaces guys with "guise"

he was wrong
Anonymous Dr.Pepper said...
I hate the stereotype that all nascar fans are dumb rednecks, hold on I just saw the picture...
The only skidmarks are the ones in her knickers.
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
UK Resistance shot dead outside Samuel L. Jackson's house
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