A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A NASCAR TATTOO THAT TWO MEN THINK LOOKS LIKE DAYT... "EA ANNOUNCES COLLABORATION BETWEEN HOT NEW POP TA... "RICHARD JACQUES STUDIOS CONTINUES TO GO FROM STRE... CODEMASTERS HAS A GO AT 'URBAN' FOR 'FUEL' TRANS-EUROPEAN LARA CROFT STALKING UPDATE NINTENDO WINNING CRITICAL LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY BA... WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO IDIOT TOYS? SONY LIE WATCH TRIPLE-PLATINUM HITS EDITION: GRAN ... NINTENDO E3 2009 PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE BLOG THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
WV - NOLINGUN - a engrish bar where personal weapons are banned!
@Robocod: Read between the lines you idiot, this is just a frontispiece for an update introducing SEGA's Facebook page, in my opinion a worthwile 'spend a few minutes doing' for anybody interested in what SEGA claims to be up to or at least SEGA's attempt at a zeitgeist online presence. I think it's quite a pertinent update for a blog specialising in, erm, things going on with SEGA nowadays.
If you think that's boring then you're in the wrong place, so just fuck off would you? Oh, and can you take Egg Monroe and all the others boring moaners with you please?
It's really depressing, you know. If you have to be the ghost at the feast, can you go and haunt another, Sony led banquet please? There's plenty of parties fro you to poop on the internet so just fuck off.
Where's eggsy when u need 'im?
Bayonetta - now it looks like it might be reasonably entertaining and all, but I must be getting old and need to moan about it; I can only just take the hyper porn-referencing panning shots that slide around the characters body; it's too much. I know that it's meant to appeal to nippers (i.e. 14 year olds) but they have the internet these days, they can get actual porn if they want, why do they need to get it from a game too? I'm all for a character with a bit of sex appeal but that's beyond the pale and sets my teeth on edge. The controls might be slick, the fighting could be awesome, but there's no way in a million years I could pop that on in my living room for a quick game while my wife does a sudoku. It's grim.
Honestly, we're going backwards as a species in so many ways that it isn't even funny anymore. Apart from when it's funny. We say that women's status in our society has come forward but as far as I can see all that's happened is we've said that OK, you can actually earn yourself some money now AS LONG AS you use it to make sure that you look as much as possible like an available piece of jail-bait porn fluff, otherwise we'll hate on you on TV and in various internet forums. It's not progress :(
Fully agree with you about Bayonetta, it just looks like an embarrassingly sexploitative version of Devil May Cry. It will probably play well, but the overt sexualisation hurts it more than it helps, in my opinion.
Oh, and seeing as nobody else has mentioned the Bayonetta model in the gallery: would.
Then I remembered this is UK:R, and the maturing male Sega generation's idea of normal interaction with women probably involves making white swirls on a depiction of a girl with orange gloves. Well, that's my plan for the evening anyway.
Do you think they will be my friend if I poke them...
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