UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
SARAH BRYANT AND ULALA INHABITING THE SAME BIT OF FLESH! COMBINED INTO ONE ULTIMATE HUMAN FORM FACTOR! ONLY NEEDS ANNA KOURNIKOVA'S HAIR TO BE CONSIDERED PERFECT!




The person who spotted this says we should all go off to SEGA's Facebook page and start hassling it to release a console version of VF5R. We don't particularly agree with that idea from a business perspective, but are glad to help nonetheless.




We could also do with some legal guidance as to if it's OK to take photos off SEGA's Facebook galleries or not. There is some good 'material' on it. You will know what picture we mean when you see it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
who's sarah bryant? google says she was the 1st woman soldier killed in afghanistan. if that's true then this is kinda sick. and totally giving me the horn.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don't understand. what's this about? what am i supposed to be looking at?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
Anonymous Dr Robocod said...
UK R - once again proves it is the "Brown Trowsers" of tha interweb, another useless update in a series of seemingly endless mediocre attempts to make something that wasn't boring - which now is, appear above average when it really isn't on a daily basis!

WV - NOLINGUN - a engrish bar where personal weapons are banned!
Blogger weatherbox said...
Fucking hell, Zorg. How did you attract such a bunch of boring windbags? UKR must have the biggest collection of itchy trigger fingers this side of the fucking Bronx.

@Robocod: Read between the lines you idiot, this is just a frontispiece for an update introducing SEGA's Facebook page, in my opinion a worthwile 'spend a few minutes doing' for anybody interested in what SEGA claims to be up to or at least SEGA's attempt at a zeitgeist online presence. I think it's quite a pertinent update for a blog specialising in, erm, things going on with SEGA nowadays.

If you think that's boring then you're in the wrong place, so just fuck off would you? Oh, and can you take Egg Monroe and all the others boring moaners with you please?

It's really depressing, you know. If you have to be the ghost at the feast, can you go and haunt another, Sony led banquet please? There's plenty of parties fro you to poop on the internet so just fuck off.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
@weatherbox: Well said, sir. The most boring thing about UK:R is the boring twats who complain it isn't funny any more. If anything, the posts have been funnier since Cutlack cut his ties with Shiny Media, those fucking shits. A bit like when Mr Biffo was allowed to do characters again on Digitiser.
Anonymous Dr Robocode said...
@Weatherbox - stop moaning - it must be raining in your cube today coz u appear to have spelt 'for' incorrectly Line 15, column 2 - there I fixed it for you - happy now :)

Where's eggsy when u need 'im?
Blogger Badben said...
I add my agreement to Weatherbox's sentiment. If you want to say how good you think the site isn't, please fuck off somewhere else to do it, there's a good bunch of cock-ends... Try getting them to listen to you on Kotaku or something. They love you over there, they do, really. Run along now.

Bayonetta - now it looks like it might be reasonably entertaining and all, but I must be getting old and need to moan about it; I can only just take the hyper porn-referencing panning shots that slide around the characters body; it's too much. I know that it's meant to appeal to nippers (i.e. 14 year olds) but they have the internet these days, they can get actual porn if they want, why do they need to get it from a game too? I'm all for a character with a bit of sex appeal but that's beyond the pale and sets my teeth on edge. The controls might be slick, the fighting could be awesome, but there's no way in a million years I could pop that on in my living room for a quick game while my wife does a sudoku. It's grim.

Honestly, we're going backwards as a species in so many ways that it isn't even funny anymore. Apart from when it's funny. We say that women's status in our society has come forward but as far as I can see all that's happened is we've said that OK, you can actually earn yourself some money now AS LONG AS you use it to make sure that you look as much as possible like an available piece of jail-bait porn fluff, otherwise we'll hate on you on TV and in various internet forums. It's not progress :(
Anonymous Meandmy said...
The picture with Amigo is best! CUTE!
Anonymous Enn said...
So youse into fatties then?
Anonymous Blarg said...
@Badben

Fully agree with you about Bayonetta, it just looks like an embarrassingly sexploitative version of Devil May Cry. It will probably play well, but the overt sexualisation hurts it more than it helps, in my opinion.

Oh, and seeing as nobody else has mentioned the Bayonetta model in the gallery: would.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her names eggs monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
@Badben: Admirable attempt at a reverse double-switch bluff, you almost had me believing that you are a happily married normal member of society, disgusted with the underlying bigotry of modern 'feminism' whilst personally able to interact normally with women, and hoping to rally some support from this maturing male Sega generation.

Then I remembered this is UK:R, and the maturing male Sega generation's idea of normal interaction with women probably involves making white swirls on a depiction of a girl with orange gloves. Well, that's my plan for the evening anyway.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
yay, whats better than soft core fetish porn
Anonymous Anonymous said...
vf5r is amazing so you all should probably spam sega's facebook page for it
Blogger Glen said...
It's a pity Ulala looks like a guy, it's making it very hard to wank to.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wank to or wank over? Or maybe even wank of?
Blogger Glen said...
To wank to, as in "to wank along to", like trying to sing a jingle. Only with a cock in your hand and a man-like women who looks vaguely familiar staring at you with a gun in their hand.
Anonymous Otama said...
Hey, I bloody sent you the same photo about the dreamcast logo on the Fatty's face. OK, it was before the VF5R Facebook spam, but even I told you about Ulala Sarah.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wow! SEGA's on Facebook?

Do you think they will be my friend if I poke them...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
it is shit though. you can't ignore the fact that we're all coming back here because it used to be good, rather than the fact it's been abysmal for the past six months or so. what Zorg needs is to start playing Animal Crossing Ds again.
Blogger Alex said...
I just made a Facebook account a few days ago. I'm going to annoy Sega about getting a new Daytona USA game made, they're ignoring my tweets for some odd reason...
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