It is "powered" by Blogger as Wordpress is too hard and, as has been previously documented, we are too old for new tricks. The celebratory first ever update was a woman's bra promotional photograph. Hopefully that's enough to get everyone in. We're hoping an artistic reader might knock up a better logo (approx 960 x 120 GIF/PNG, please) It will have adverts on it, although nothing like as many as Idiot Toys used to have during The Great Depression. People will inevitably complain that the RSS feed doesn't work, and until such time that the local adult education centre offers RSS management classes, that's the way it will probably stay. We have one new idea for a new feature to go on it so far - something to do with toasters. There will still be EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES. That's about all. We were sure there were more things we wanted to say about it than this but it seems there isn't.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.