A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. CODEMASTERS HAS A GO AT 'URBAN' FOR 'FUEL' TRANS-EUROPEAN LARA CROFT STALKING UPDATE NINTENDO WINNING CRITICAL LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY BA... WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO IDIOT TOYS? SONY LIE WATCH TRIPLE-PLATINUM HITS EDITION: GRAN ... NINTENDO E3 2009 PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE BLOG MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES SEGA ACTIVATOR AN EMAIL FROM THAT WOMAN WITH ALL THE ULALA COSTUM... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I HAVE INVENTED SOME NEW PRODUCTS TESCO HAS GREENLIGHTED THEM
PREGNANT BRIE
TIT WIPES
SOUVENIR POLISH
PLASTIC FLOUR WAGON NO REMOVABLE PIECES
REMOVABLE PIECES
INTERNET TOOTHBRUSH
TRANNY BLOOD
CONVEX WELLIES
RENAISSANCE BOOK-END
FUN-SIZE CLASSIC NOVEL
FUN-SIZE WAGON
FUN-SIZE MEMORIES FROM THE MEMORIES SERIES
FUN-SIZE HAT FAN
FUN-SIZE ALISTAIR DARLING RADIATOR CLIP
MICROPHONE WALLET
GLASS CLOUDS
SYNTHETIC SISTER
PAPER ELBOWS
NOSE GREASE
NOSE HAMMER
NOSE GRINDER
NOSE ENLARGER
BLOODY CONDOMS
COMEDY WATER
COMEDY BEDSIDE TABLE
COMEDY UNCLE
TOE HARNESS
TOE LAWYER
BED SCENT
SHELF SCENT
THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION PATENT PENDING MADE IN CAMBODIA CURRENTLY PENDING APPROVAL THE SAFETY BOARD OF PAPUE NEW GUINEA SAYS 'VERY PROMISING GARDE A SELLER WOULD BUY AGAIN A++++++++' LOOKING GOOD GLORIOUS FUTURE END OF TYRANNY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!1111111111111111111111111
a stuning new leader yes i think so
a solvent man a skilled man richard jacques ftw
bargain cialis
shoulder tote
Ev'ry day was a cloudy day for me
Then good luck came a-knocking at my door
Skies were gray but they're not gray anymore
Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see
Bluebirds
Singing a song
Nothing but bluebirds
All day long
Never saw the sun shining so bright
Never saw things going so right
Noticing the days hurrying by
When you're in love, my how they fly
Blue days
All of them gone
Nothing but blue skies
From now on
I should care if the wind blows east or west
I should fret if the worst looks like the best
I should mind if they say it can't be true
I should smile, that's exactly what I do
CUK
PLARN
BRIE SNAZZY
If it's for my car I fucking want one badly
And yes, I mean idiottoys, not extralast. The recargue por favor holding page is more entertaining than the shit people are posting here (myself and this post included, obviously, before anyone thinks they're being clever.)
Also fuck being clever, most of us just come here to wank over http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2006/06/some-cream-rabbit-porn-that-reader.html
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