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Richard might win an award! No, wait, positive mental attitude - Richard WILL win an award! Richard MUST win an award! Richard is DESTINED to win an award despite our best attempts to embarrass him in public!

We have no idea how to vote or if common people like us are even allowed to vote because we'd only ruin it by attempting to rig it, but you can read all about it here.




Richard is mentioned on page 10. There is no photograph, not even the really old stock one of him in the studio from about 1998. Sumo Digital is also nominated as best independent developer. Good luck to both our friends who we like much more than they like us back.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
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RENAISSANCE BOOK-END

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FUN-SIZE MEMORIES FROM THE MEMORIES SERIES

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Anonymous Carr said...
That's a better idea for a recurring comment than your last one.
Anonymous Anus said...
Has it really reached the point where people are trying to create their own 'egg monroe'-style memes? Christ, just shut UK:R down now, Zorg.
Anonymous Photoboy said...
Why didn't they put a full-page picture of Richard's head on the opposite page? True the pages could get stuck together if you printed them and took them into the bog, but most monitors can be easily wiped down these days.
Anonymous gina ginormoose said...
i want to hug richard jacques
Anonymous elvis j pumpernickel green lantern said...
people need leadership thats wot we no now richard jacques ftw

a stuning new leader yes i think so

a solvent man a skilled man richard jacques ftw

bargain cialis

shoulder tote
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
HER NAMES LORELEI BARNABY SHES GOT FISHCAKES
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fuck it... Pangle
Anonymous Peter Griffin said...
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty..
Anonymous Anonymous said...
stop it please
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Never
Blogger Reihn said...
There are no blue skies in these comments. : (
Anonymous Irving Berlin said...
I was blue, just as blue as I could be
Ev'ry day was a cloudy day for me
Then good luck came a-knocking at my door
Skies were gray but they're not gray anymore

Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see

Bluebirds
Singing a song
Nothing but bluebirds
All day long

Never saw the sun shining so bright
Never saw things going so right
Noticing the days hurrying by
When you're in love, my how they fly

Blue days
All of them gone
Nothing but blue skies
From now on

I should care if the wind blows east or west
I should fret if the worst looks like the best
I should mind if they say it can't be true
I should smile, that's exactly what I do
Blogger Halverde said...
What the fuck. I never thought I'd be among the people whining about the quality of the comments.

CUK

PLARN

BRIE SNAZZY
Blogger Badben said...
Is the FUN-SIZE ALISTAIR DARLING RADIATOR CLIP for house radiators or car radiators?

If it's for my car I fucking want one badly
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Right, fuck it, that's it, I'm off to idiottoys instead.
And yes, I mean idiottoys, not extralast. The recargue por favor holding page is more entertaining than the shit people are posting here (myself and this post included, obviously, before anyone thinks they're being clever.)
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh dear. It appears some people come here to feel clever. Why don't you go to a library? Or can't you be bothered? It's quite pathetic, you know, your attempt to preserve a (completely imagined) halcyon age in which the comments section as for anything else than the spouting of shit. But there wwe go, if you really need the comments section to adhere to your clumsily and pretentiously defined, vaguely conservative notions of civility in order to give yourself a boost of self-esteem I really think you should develop some kind of identity for yourself not predicated upon the quality of comments posted in response toa website which features pictures of specifically-spiralled curtains as a flagship gag. Get over it, get a life, get laid. Oh yeah, and most of all GET THE INTERNET ALREADY YOU OLD FART. Fucking hell. Under which rock have you been ostentatiously wearing slippers and pretending to read Proust for the past decade?
Anonymous Phonics the Hodgepodge said...
Has Anonymous ever understood irony?

Also fuck being clever, most of us just come here to wank over http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2006/06/some-cream-rabbit-porn-that-reader.html
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