Sadly, every photo of female humans we've uploaded recently has had the same tragic turn of events.
Photo of female goes up > comments left calling her a fat cunt who needs her ears raping > acquaintances of female complain > we buckle under pressure and start having to delete things.
Hopefully this cow lives far enough away that her friends won't see this and therefore won't complain.
We'd also like to apologise to Games Press for downloading all these assets at this critical time for internet servers. And to SEGA for forgetting to do anything about Virtua Tennis.
Let's just apologise to everyone about everything. Here's a separate page that contains the now-standard UKR apology. If you get offended or upset in future, simply load up this page.
That's the Nyko Dog Case for the Wii Remote, as was rumoured by several industry insiders on their Twitter feeds.
Depressing. Too depressing to even be in the running as the Last UKR Update Ever. We couldn't go out like this.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO IDIOT TOYS? SONY LIE WATCH TRIPLE-PLATINUM HITS EDITION: GRAN ... NINTENDO E3 2009 PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE BLOG MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES SEGA ACTIVATOR AN EMAIL FROM THAT WOMAN WITH ALL THE ULALA COSTUM... THE RICHARD JACQUES EFFECT EXPLAINED RICHARD JACQUES *IS* DOING THE SONIC RACING MUSIC!... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EHHHH-EVERY...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, wouldn't.
wv: calash - Clash tribute band.
To make a new Metroid they had to hire Tecmo of all fucking people! I don't think they have ever made a good game. And don't go telling me Ninja Gaiden is good, not even the nes games were good. Just because Americans in their 30s keep telling you they were great doesn't make it a fact. I mean, they like Mega Man for fuck's sake.
What. Looks like somebody didn't have the pleasure of sitting through Ubisoft's circus sideshow on monday.
Then again, logistics are a bitch and gotta find out if said eye protection can be "seamlessly" shoehorned with DRM somehow! Priorites!
/totally not raging sarcasm
Ok, i'm going to load the standard UKR apology page.
Agreed, i hate what they seem to be doing to Metroid.
> I know any one of this band of unsociable ragamuffins who
> insult you on here every day would do the same.
I wouldn't. I'm a hardcore Dawkins/Darwin survival of the fittest zealot. If UKR dies and egg monroe takes over the world - so be it, egg monroe was the fittest.
(though, strictly speaking, because shes older, her chances of procreating and her particular eggy flavour of DNA making it to the next generation are much reduced)
情人趣味用品我柏拉圖情趣用品我成人論壇我情色論壇我一葉情貼圖片區
視訊美女我視訊做愛
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