This thing about a hilarious internet "meme" that got taken way too seriously and people just ended up embarrassing themselves by being too "into it." This thing about possibly getting new kinds of shoes for a pretend man to wear in a non-existent place :( This thing about how external HDs are only ever used by men to hide their 'Sunday Best' porn on/in. This thing about Microsoft going slightly INSANE and making claims it can't really live up to. This thing about US console sales, which includes YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO? OH YES, SHIT OLD SONY! in very last place as usual. This thing about the 'Yellow Toy Collection' Princess, as she will no doubt soon be forced to rename herself when Nintendo's people hear of it. This thing about mucky little well-polished-turd Avril Lavigne holding it up for Canon, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A SONG ABOUT "BLUE SKIES IN GAMES" DREAMCAST LOGO! PAJAMAS! ACTUAL DREAMCAST! READER'... WORLD'S MOST BIZARRE TEAM-UP - SONY'S PSP AND THE ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS FOR KIDS? MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL APPOINTED MANAGER OF "GIRL GA... "LEADERS IN LUBRICANT DISTRIBUTION" SEGA ARCADE PHOTOS FROM SHANGHAI AMERICAN HARDWARE SALES (OF EUPHORIC SEXUAL GLORY)... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00045 THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Maybe I should have contacted that site, but I couldn't face registration and presumably more popups that don't close. It's easier to come here and moan. Besides you must care a bit since you linked to it here and its your sort-of work.
Moan moan moan. Get it sorted. When you have, and if I'm more bored than usual, I'll check out the rest of elsewhere on the network.
Wwwwwwould!
And how come the HW/SW sales figures weren't plastered all over UK:R, showing how shite Sony is doing?
Or are you only allowed to use them on one site, in some sort of bizarre "internet has copyright for first time in history" type thing?
http://www.imagebam.com/image/b355db16331143
Should help out fellow 'readers'
I need to get a young assistant to help me with going on the internet.
It gives me something to flap away over on non Sony-chart-shame days.
Although my masturbatery habits to resemble the death throes of a freshly half beaten to death seal, so flap might be an appropriate word.
Would prefer not to.
Would, but only with a slight worry I wanted to buy a girl's hoody after. Or nick hers.]
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