A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A LIST OF SALES FIGURES, IN ORDER ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00041 WE'VE ALWAYS LIKED TEKKEN, YOU KNOW THE LATEST NEWS FROM SEGA NEWS FOOD AND WINE ANOTHER CHART PS3 IS AT THE BOTTOM OF SEGA IS NOT REALLY MAKING A RETURN TO THE HARDWARE... PS3 KICKED IN THE BALLS/TEETH/STOMACH/KIDNEYS IN J...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"I'd collect her ring"
or
"She can play with my Mean Bean Machine"
or even
"I'd like to play with her Mystic Cave zone"
Ok I'm done (for) now
... My man cream that is.
I'm impressed - standards are up to, umm, standard, then.
/orm
Still would.
Anonymous must know some very strange looking boys.
There's something magnetic about them - I always end up peering at these bastard comments even though I keep promising myself I won't, and they always just rile me up :(
It started getting like that on here for a while, when we had an influx of unwashed immigrants** trying to bring their bollocks arguments to this lovely site, but seems to have calmed down a teensy bit now. Fingers crossed...
* kotaku, etc
** probably due to google spidering and kotaku, etc, linking here
http://www.acparadise.com/acp/display.php?a=16351
I'm not an internet stalker.
As a respected member of the blogging community I cannot in good conscience post my first thoughts about these pics.
...I know it's probably just supporting the headpiece in some manner but the collar really makes that costume.