10 pieces? That's one piece of broken dignity, three pieces of smashed pride and six pieces of shame.
THE FACE COMES OFF.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. HETEROSEXUALS MAY NOW FREELY ADMIT TO WANTING A BI... A LIST OF SALES FIGURES, IN ORDER ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00041 WE'VE ALWAYS LIKED TEKKEN, YOU KNOW THE LATEST NEWS FROM SEGA NEWS FOOD AND WINE ANOTHER CHART PS3 IS AT THE BOTTOM OF SEGA IS NOT REALLY MAKING A RETURN TO THE HARDWARE...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Sorry if that ruined it for anyone...
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=105655483&albumID=0&imageID=767163
good.
Also this looks horrible and creepy. And why would you need skin-coloured arm parts? Aren't your bare arms already, well, skin-coloured?
What the!??
Ie, not a fun association.