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SEGA TOYS TO RELEASE 'SEX ROBOT'
It's the EMA, which stands for Eternal, Maiden, Actualization. This is going to be winging it's way to UKR HQ at massive expense very soon. Finally, we will be able to talk about a female as if it is an object without getting into trouble, because this one actually is an object. You can throw it around as much as you like.


'EasyClean(TM) Wipe-clean realistic non-bruising plastic alloy lifelike skin feel'

"It" is 38cm tall according to a Japanese spec sheet. Full review of each of its holes coming soon. Please god let the batteries go up its arse.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 12:31:00 PM 10 comments
Blogger AT said...
Glad to see they've given her a decent set of jugs.
4:35 PM  
Blogger Trilby said...
Does it include an Amy Rose head or do you have to make that yourself out of papier mache mixed with your own tears?
9:42 PM  
Blogger Urban Reflex said...
Would.
4:06 AM  
Blogger floppylobster said...
The bottom right panel says - "A lovely little kissing action". At 38cm she may have to stretch a little higher.
4:36 AM  
Blogger weatherbox said...
If SEGA expect me or anybody to fuck that then they've got another thing coming.
2:56 PM  
Blogger MDude said...
I keep up with robot stuff pretty well, and I'm very certain that's a knock-off (as oppossed to a knock-u;p) or Femisapien, a robot being developed at WowWee to act as automated go-go dancers. It's suppossedley meant to show off WowWee's newly-increased skill in making things agile and articulate.

That said, would.
1:23 AM  
Blogger MDude said...
Also, I'm pretty sure Sega toys isn't actualy assosiated with SEGA, just using some trademark law loophole to confuse the public. Mainly due to the logo having a different font, and partly because I'd think SEGA would have a hot chick character they'd want to use if ever they made a robot, instead of just buying some other guy's idea.
1:38 AM  
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
Thanks. About once every six months someone asks me "What is the relationship between SEGA and SEGA Toys?" and I have to lie to maintain a pretence of knowledge.

Now I can tell them that.
10:26 AM  
Blogger J said...
Interesting robot!

Does it have holes? Maybe you need to wait for v2. Still, going by the clips on YouTube, you could definitely teach this one certain movements...

I don't think Sega Toys are using a trademark loophole though; technically they appear to be a different company, but both are part of the "Sega Sammy Group"

www.segasammy.co.jp/english/pr/corp/list.html
11:08 AM  
Blogger MDude said...
I am pleasantly surprised.
9:45 PM  

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