A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. CASUALTIES OF WAR: PHIL HARRISON QUITS SONY NOTICE OF SITE CLOSURE IN JUNE RUSSIAN SONIC COSPLAY (ALSO INCLUDES CREAM AND AMY... CHINESE SEGA GAME GEAR CHRISTMAS DECORATION ONE OF THE MANY AWESOME THINGS THAT HAPPENS IN SEG... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00015 THE MULTI-FUNCTIONAL SEGA PEN! ASSORTED SWEDISH SEGA PARAPHERNALIA THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Would
Where's the fat black Ulala then?
What's in the box?
Would
Where's the fat black Ulala then?
and
What's in the box?
But can I be the first to say
She has a giant hand.
Better than that pathetic wet bitch I have to go to Kowloon with.
She'd have appreciated this, since she managed to play Shenmue II for nearly two whole hours on my Xbox before going back to Hexic and Viva Pinata.
fat black Ulala!
fat black Ulala!
fat black Ulala!
Go on, try it yerself!