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Ninja Gaiden 2's coming out in June. Updates will therefore be sporadic during June, and only about Ninja Gaiden 2. See that red mess? That's what your face will be like if you complain or dare criticise Ninja Gaiden 2.

This is what daily life is like here. Updating UKR with the left hand, updating Idiot Toys with the right, leaving a trail of death and destruction and rotting spinal columns behind.

And March is SEGA Superstars Tennis month

You know how excited all those retards were about Halo 3? That's how excited we are about NG2. We can tell you now we'll be doing a review and taking AT LEAST 100 screenshots. 200 if Rachel's back in it. 300 if she's playable. 400 if you can control the camera during its replay mode thing.
Blogger Saphion said...
Christ. My RSS feed decided only to show me the title of the above post, and it scared the absolute shit out of me.

Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
The site closure will probably come in July, after June's output consists entirely of photos of Ryu chopping off heads.

I'll be demoted to Shiny Media's carpet and carpet tiles blog.
Blogger Chris said...
It's pretty comforting to know that the best game ever will be coming out in June, ushering in a new age of peace on earth. Everything's going to be ok.
Blogger Joe said...
I'd rather play Shinobi. Or The Last Ninja.
Blogger Rich said...
Ninja Gaiden is the worst button bashing Japanese tripe I have ever seen.

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