This is what daily life is like here. Updating UKR with the left hand, updating Idiot Toys with the right, leaving a trail of death and destruction and rotting spinal columns behind.
You know how excited all those retards were about Halo 3? That's how excited we are about NG2. We can tell you now we'll be doing a review and taking AT LEAST 100 screenshots. 200 if Rachel's back in it. 300 if she's playable. 400 if you can control the camera during its replay mode thing.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. RUSSIAN SONIC COSPLAY (ALSO INCLUDES CREAM AND AMY... CHINESE SEGA GAME GEAR CHRISTMAS DECORATION ONE OF THE MANY AWESOME THINGS THAT HAPPENS IN SEG... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00015 THE MULTI-FUNCTIONAL SEGA PEN! ASSORTED SWEDISH SEGA PARAPHERNALIA GLORIOUS NATION OF KOSOVO CONSIDERING USING DREAMC... PS3 TENT BLOWS AWAY CONCERT GOERS RYU AMAZED BY SIZE/DEFINITION OF CHUN-LI'S PACKAGE... BIENNIAL LARA CROFT ERECTION TIME
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Whew!
I'll be demoted to Shiny Media's carpet and carpet tiles blog.