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Award nailed, thanks to last-minute December 31st PR offensive from Microsoft Korea.

This update will hopefully stop everyone thinking we're gay just because we quite liked Sony's possibly transsexual Lucy Lui impersonator from the other day.


WOULD - over all four of them

Don't like that box art much.


WOULD - Even at £200 an hour for an outcall

Looks like a race-prepared 2006 BMW K2000S.


WOULD - Maybe even twice in an eight hour period

Is that a Samsung LE26R74BDX screen they're using?


WOULD - Even if they've got cocks tucked away underneath

Might be a Panasonic, actually. Or an LG. They're big in Korea.
Blogger Andrew said...
Saying you "would" even if they have cocks probably doesn't help you in your "not gay" defence.
Blogger Matt said...
It's a K1200S...

I don't know anything about bikes, but it's says K1200S on the side. Dead giveaway!
Blogger Luvbeers said...
I'll take the one with the fuck me long time boots!
Blogger Trilby said...
I'd take that for a bumpy ride up the dirt track.

And also have anal sex with those women.
Blogger PhotoBoy said...
"And also have anal sex with those women."

I don't think you'd get a choice, as they're clearly both ladyboys. The one in the denim shorts keeps his legs discreetly crossed at all times to keep his member hidden round the back and the other uses the fuel tank to hide his pre-op status.
Blogger Bernat said...
Interesting logo... XD
Blogger Tysoe_J said...
I'd just like to say, for the record, every other internet has Halo 3 as game of 2007... Even though it's shit.
So this is good to me
Blogger Justin said...
Re the one in denim shorts: It's nice to see Microsoft supporting the intellectually disabled by giving them amusing modeling jobs. That bitch has downs.

ybudnbr: what her mom smoked during pregnancy.
Blogger amagni said...
There's no girls on the internet!
It's like The League of Gentlemen or Little Britain, all the women are just played by blokes putting on a screechy old-lady voice with a Welsh accent.
Blogger ken said...
wonder how much that PGR4 top would sell for on ebay....

btw I don't think that zorg and co are gay...they just prefer women who look like men, right? I reckon that serena williams must be the bollocks(literally) for them.
Blogger Jawatron said...
its not gay if they shave their balls.

true fact.
Blogger Carriageman said...
or if your spread peanut butter on them and have your dog lick it off



cause its your dog
Blogger Jawatron said...
its also not gay if you are thinking of someone else or if you have your eyes closed all the time.
Blogger ken said...
or if your wife says its ok....

married women are messed in the head - fact

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