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A famous person from out of The Golden Compass. The photographer took an uncomfortably large number of pictures of her.

Taken from the goldmine that is the SEGA Europe Flickr account.

She's called Dakota Blue Richards.

And before you start, IMDB says she was born in April of 1994. Which is only a few days before yesterday according to our battered memory. So let's be careful out there.

ACCEPTABLE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT: The funny cup, what she's drinking, if she'd like any more of what she's drinking, the background, her lovely necklace.

ACCEPTABLE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT: How uncomfortable that chair looks, where did she buy that lovely necklace from.

The above two photos are different.
Blogger Halverde said...
She's only nine years and eight months younger than me. That's virtually legal.

I'm still not going to say "Would" though.
Blogger Jawatron said...
I have a pearl necklace she can have whilst she cups something of mine.

My eggs.

The necklace is from Argos.
Blogger Ian said...
She's one to add to the "might be very attractive when she's older" category.

Emma Watson & Charlotte Church* being two notable past alumni.

*Even if she's a lardy biffer now.
Blogger Luvbeers said...
The photo of her with an open mouth is just itching to be shopped.
Blogger Halverde said...
She looks like a right miserable cow. Definitely not going on my "future wives" list.
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
Were you is such a rush to post these photos that you couldn't put in alt text?
There's rushing to get the cutting edge news to your readers and there is laziness.
I hope it was the former.
Blogger Blackadder Hall said...
I quite like this photo

Like how everything's moving apart from her.

WV: nrlrafq - a dyslexic FAQ
Blogger Otelo J. Funk said...
ah fuck it, WOULD
Blogger James said...
If they're too young to remember the Dreamcast launch, they're too young for me.
Blogger lenny said...
I'm 32.

Blogger Bas said...
I'm posting "would" here in case she becomes really hot in 5 years.

Blogger Ross said...
She does look miserable but she's probably bored.
Sitting having to pretend to be interested in a film tie-in game which is no doubt sloppy, and talk about a film she probably finished 6 to 12 months ago, which at her age may as well be 20 years.

The cup is 'New Wave' by Villeroy and Boch. I'm not as ashamed that I know that as I probably should be.
Blogger Homophobic Horse said...
Blogger Mark said...
The real story on these sega flicker photos is probably this...
Blogger colin said...
She'll be legal next year in Canada.

Of course, by and large that law only still exists so we don't send 18 year olds to jail for having sex with 17 year olds like in the States, as the only people taking "advantage" of the law have less teeth and more trailers than average. So, wouldn't.

The law here is oddly specific on one point by the way.
"The exception, of course, is anal intercourse, to which unmarried persons under 18 cannot legally consent"
Blogger friedlizard said...
Christ, what a bunch of freaks.
This is about as normal as it gets.
Getting weirder.
For fuck's sake. This is why I can't admit to playing videogames in normal conversation.
Blogger Justin said...
The age of consent is 16 in NZ, and works fine. Anyone who thinks an AoC under 18 is the realm of rednecks is sorely mistaken. You can keep your puritan fundamentalist-defined laws though, teenagers should be allowed to shit, breathe, eat and have sex with each other just like anyone else.
Blogger supersonicjim said...
Most deffo would not.

P.s. there's this month's bandwidth at my parent's house gone from your many jpegs.
Blogger colin said...
Justin said:
Anyone who thinks an AoC under 18 is the realm of rednecks is sorely mistaken.

I don't think age of consent laws like those in the U.S. make sense at all. However, I also don't think that means people well over that age should be having sex with people just reaching it. It's 25+ year olds having sex with people at the Canadian age of consent that bugs me. I mean, there is a huge difference between a 14 year old and a 25 year old. I don't think that difference is important between, say, a 14 year old and a 16 year old.
Blogger Urban Reflex said...

Wait a minute. I think we're all missing the most important question here.

What the hell kind of middle name is "Blue"?
Blogger Justin said...
What the hell kind of middle name is "Blue"?

Clearly a stage name. At home they probably call her Red.

I mean, there is a huge difference between a 14 year old and a 25 year old. I don't think that difference is important between, say, a 14 year old and a 16 year old.

Well, there's nothing wrong with the AoC being an absolute value. 16 is ok but unless kids continue developing earlier over the next couple of generations, 14 is pushing it. A 16 year old with a 14 year old is still creepy because at that age the difference in maturity is usually quite large. 20 and 16 seems alright. Any relationship with a larger age gap with a 16 year old is probably doomed anyway.
Blogger colin said...
Justin said:
Any relationship with a larger age gap with a 16 year old is probably doomed anyway.

When I was in University me and my friends found out that one of the other guys who lived in residence with us (who was 22) was dating a 15 year old.

Aside from it being gross, we always wondered what they could possibly be discussing on the phone at night. He'd be like "yeah, my loan just came in, and after tuition comes out of it, I can just barely afford food and the rest of the bills. That's a lot on my mind while I'm trying to study for my advanced statistics final, and if I bomb that, I can forget getting that job at Stats Canada when I graduate." And she'd be all like "My mom got mad at me because I got a bad mark in social studies. Man, adults are so mean!"
Blogger Capt_Jax said...
But was the photographer actually right next to her when taking the pics or shooting them from the other side of the room while pretending to be snapping someone else?
Blogger Geoff said...
You know fine well the photographer was yanking himself raw when he took these pictures.
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Blogger Grandmaster B said...
Colin, thats quite funny heh.

It is just pretty much about sex and nothing else really, unless the guy is immature, or shes extremely mature for her age and more independent.
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
STOP IT. The comments here are a horrifying glimpse into an alternate reality where people ask UK:R questions about relationships.

Just a simple would or wouldn't will suffice

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