Taken from the goldmine that is the SEGA Europe Flickr account.
She's called Dakota Blue Richards.
And before you start, IMDB says she was born in April of 1994. Which is only a few days before yesterday according to our battered memory. So let's be careful out there.
ACCEPTABLE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT: The funny cup, what she's drinking, if she'd like any more of what she's drinking, the background, her lovely necklace.
ACCEPTABLE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT: How uncomfortable that chair looks, where did she buy that lovely necklace from.
The above two photos are different.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I'm still not going to say "Would" though.
My eggs.
The necklace is from Argos.
Emma Watson & Charlotte Church* being two notable past alumni.
*Even if she's a lardy biffer now.
There's rushing to get the cutting edge news to your readers and there is laziness.
I hope it was the former.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2198/2070918935_68c092e86d.jpg
Like how everything's moving apart from her.
WV: nrlrafq - a dyslexic FAQ
Would.
Would.
Sitting having to pretend to be interested in a film tie-in game which is no doubt sloppy, and talk about a film she probably finished 6 to 12 months ago, which at her age may as well be 20 years.
The cup is 'New Wave' by Villeroy and Boch. I'm not as ashamed that I know that as I probably should be.
http://www.parl.gc.ca/information/library/PRBpubs/prb993-e.htm#CURRENT%20LAW(txt)
Of course, by and large that law only still exists so we don't send 18 year olds to jail for having sex with 17 year olds like in the States, as the only people taking "advantage" of the law have less teeth and more trailers than average. So, wouldn't.
The law here is oddly specific on one point by the way.
"The exception, of course, is anal intercourse, to which unmarried persons under 18 cannot legally consent"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/segaeurope/456745281/
This is about as normal as it gets.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/segaeurope/456739656/
Getting weirder.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/segaeurope/456745265/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/segaeurope/456562508/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/segaeurope/456733738/
For fuck's sake. This is why I can't admit to playing videogames in normal conversation.
P.s. there's this month's bandwidth at my parent's house gone from your many jpegs.
Anyone who thinks an AoC under 18 is the realm of rednecks is sorely mistaken.
I don't think age of consent laws like those in the U.S. make sense at all. However, I also don't think that means people well over that age should be having sex with people just reaching it. It's 25+ year olds having sex with people at the Canadian age of consent that bugs me. I mean, there is a huge difference between a 14 year old and a 25 year old. I don't think that difference is important between, say, a 14 year old and a 16 year old.
Wait a minute. I think we're all missing the most important question here.
What the hell kind of middle name is "Blue"?
Clearly a stage name. At home they probably call her Red.
I mean, there is a huge difference between a 14 year old and a 25 year old. I don't think that difference is important between, say, a 14 year old and a 16 year old.
Well, there's nothing wrong with the AoC being an absolute value. 16 is ok but unless kids continue developing earlier over the next couple of generations, 14 is pushing it. A 16 year old with a 14 year old is still creepy because at that age the difference in maturity is usually quite large. 20 and 16 seems alright. Any relationship with a larger age gap with a 16 year old is probably doomed anyway.
Any relationship with a larger age gap with a 16 year old is probably doomed anyway.
When I was in University me and my friends found out that one of the other guys who lived in residence with us (who was 22) was dating a 15 year old.
Aside from it being gross, we always wondered what they could possibly be discussing on the phone at night. He'd be like "yeah, my loan just came in, and after tuition comes out of it, I can just barely afford food and the rest of the bills. That's a lot on my mind while I'm trying to study for my advanced statistics final, and if I bomb that, I can forget getting that job at Stats Canada when I graduate." And she'd be all like "My mom got mad at me because I got a bad mark in social studies. Man, adults are so mean!"
It is just pretty much about sex and nothing else really, unless the guy is immature, or shes extremely mature for her age and more independent.
Just a simple would or wouldn't will suffice