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These are the updates that were more of a chore than a pleasure, compiled from various other "news wires" we have dragged down this week:
  • This thing about the appalling 'blending' trend.

  • This thing about a sort of flying Segway, which features all the death/suicide references we're allowed to use in a month.

  • This thing about an invention called a 'Walkstation' which gets treated with the contempt it deserves.

  • This thing about how one thing LOOKS A BIT LIKE another thing, in a pretty standard barrel-scraping update idea from when there was literally no other news around.

  • This thing about a woman getting touched-up by some firemen, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:

  • A textbook Pauline

    Lacking focus and occasionally incoherent. 5/10. Next week's keyword to look out for is 'polygamy'.
    Blogger Sponge Finge said...
    Why don't you post on Wii Wii in place of Bulent 'tosser' Yusuf?
    Blogger Halverde said...
    Even the 5/10 Cutlack updates are considerably better than those made by the other members of "The Network".
    Blogger anonymous said...

    Love how you haven't mentioned PS3's sales picking up, Zorg. =)
    Blogger Cunzy11 said...
    Yeah, Zorg.

    Looks like your journalistic integrity isn't as solid as you'd lead everyone to believe. Why aren't you reporting the truth?
    Blogger shonky said...
    The dude that makes the flying Segeway thing has posted a rather heartfelt comment about how his contraption is not actually a death trap.

    What is journalism coming to when you can't even take it to be 100% objective.

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