This thing about the appalling 'blending' trend. This thing about a sort of flying Segway, which features all the death/suicide references we're allowed to use in a month. This thing about an invention called a 'Walkstation' which gets treated with the contempt it deserves. This thing about how one thing LOOKS A BIT LIKE another thing, in a pretty standard barrel-scraping update idea from when there was literally no other news around. This thing about a woman getting touched-up by some firemen, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
Lacking focus and occasionally incoherent. 5/10. Next week's keyword to look out for is 'polygamy'.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE MARIO AND SONIC LAUNCH CEREMONY Wii RAPE ALARM: MICRO DIRECT WANTS 352 QUID RETAILERS RAPING Wii CUSTOMERS PLAYSTATION3 IS "ENTERTAINMENT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER S... RUIN CHRISTMAS, COURTESY OF AOL THE WORLD'S MOST IN-DEPTH RICHARD JACQUES FEATURE ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00005 SHENMUE DREAM LIVES ON IN BRISTOL THE MOST SHAMELESS DS RIP-OFF YET
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Love how you haven't mentioned PS3's sales picking up, Zorg. =)
Looks like your journalistic integrity isn't as solid as you'd lead everyone to believe. Why aren't you reporting the truth?
What is journalism coming to when you can't even take it to be 100% objective.