This man is bowling. He goes bowling to meet hot chicks, who can't control themselves when they see his monkey-like grin and over-engineered trainers.
This is a woman doing some tennis. She seems to be having fun, despite holding an awful-looking bit of plastic. They could've got some sexy whites for her to wear... *remembers Emily Booth in that episode of Bits*
Golfing. This is why women shouldn't be allowed in male sporting institutions - those shoes would cause substantial damage to the greens.
Pooling twat.
This is the device that controls puzzle games. More importantly, you can see her bra.
And this is what every man looks like when trying to make a small plastic steering wheel look exciting. It simply cannot be done. Nice balancing work, mind.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. LOADS OF SEGA SATURN GAME ADVERTS IMAGINE PLAYING STREET FIGHTER II ON A MOBILE PHON... RACE SONIC AND HIS BUDDY, TAILS! SEGA GOT THE MESSAGE ABOUT BLUE SKY WE ARE OFFICIALLY ENEMIES OF THREE SPEECH, AS OF 1... AWESOMELY-NAMED WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES #1: XOCHILT B... FAKE EMILY BOOTH INTERVIEW / PROXIMITY KIT RICHARD JACQUES IMPERSONATION KIT SONIC CITY: BUTTONS IN A NEW WORLD THE SEGASONIC POPCORN SHOP - AND BONUS WAKU WAKU S...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
But just because I feel bad for that last fellow.
That may be so, but looking at the images above its clear why they sucked before and why they will suck again. I see them sucking long into the future while the Wii stomps all over their sorry asses.
duh.
You realise in2games was doing motion sensing games on their gametrak system (which incidentally is much more accurate than a wiimote) way before wii came out?
Yeah but every Wii comes with a motion sensitive controller. These will be as crap as the gametek. At least with the Wii you don't end up looking like a Japanese Anime bondage victim with a skipping rope end stuck up her bottom.
gnepyto: Gepetto's dyslexic brother.
Can we have more photos of the Asian girl please? Or any Asian girl, for that matter?
Flatlanders.
Fairy-doos, but it's a bit mean to subtly imply that they're idea thieves when really they were doing it to be first, only to have Nintendo shit on everything they do
pgrkz: Sounds of a dying man with their mouth wired shut.
That girl in three and five looks like a creepily cheerful homicidal gnome. My advice: be wary, or she’ll eat the soft parts of your face while you’re sleeping.
and honestly most o the stuff look like the wiimote grips that you can get at game (tennis racket, golf club, steering wheel. behold my wikiness