THINLY-VEILED ADVERTISEMENT: "I got this Sonic the Hedgehog racing set years ago at a thrift market. It's not really anything special as it's just a regular race track, but with Sonic and Tails' face pasted onto the cars (and the box). Either way, it DOES have Sonic's name on it, and I assume anything that cashed in on his character from when his games actually were fun might be worth showing, so there you go. BTW I'm selling it if anyone wants it..."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA GOT THE MESSAGE ABOUT BLUE SKY WE ARE OFFICIALLY ENEMIES OF THREE SPEECH, AS OF 1... AWESOMELY-NAMED WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES #1: XOCHILT B... FAKE EMILY BOOTH INTERVIEW / PROXIMITY KIT RICHARD JACQUES IMPERSONATION KIT SONIC CITY: BUTTONS IN A NEW WORLD THE SEGASONIC POPCORN SHOP - AND BONUS WAKU WAKU S... THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF DISRESPECT IS... THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! FACIAL HAIR IN VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT #2: DMITRY L...
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Surely this is a pirate product, like those odd coloured plush Pokemon you see whenever the fair comes to town or whenever you enter one of those odd amusement places, but no-one should be going to those places; they make Jesus cry.
Verification: enniinef = The word your mentally handicapped friend says when they're attempting to taunt you whilst you play the Sonic and Tails racing set.
Thanks for one of the few blogs worth reading, btw. Brilliant.