8,9,6, Dial!
It'll be like Street Fighter II on Xbox Live Arcade. Amazing in concept, then you get it and realise it's too hard and you haven't really got the time or inclination for this kind of thing any more.
You'd have more luck completing Mavis Beacon on a mobile.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. RACE SONIC AND HIS BUDDY, TAILS! SEGA GOT THE MESSAGE ABOUT BLUE SKY WE ARE OFFICIALLY ENEMIES OF THREE SPEECH, AS OF 1... AWESOMELY-NAMED WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES #1: XOCHILT B... FAKE EMILY BOOTH INTERVIEW / PROXIMITY KIT RICHARD JACQUES IMPERSONATION KIT SONIC CITY: BUTTONS IN A NEW WORLD THE SEGASONIC POPCORN SHOP - AND BONUS WAKU WAKU S... THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF DISRESPECT IS... THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
The music is great. Everything else is bad. And yes, there are buttons dedicated to the special moves.
I just play Mega Drive roms on my phone via Picodrive. Sonic is actually quite playable until you get to some of the slightly harder levels.
All mobile phone games are wank though.
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or make cameras with a proper d-pad
and a phone built in.
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Which one are you?
I have ALL the Achievements because I'm harder!
http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/content/aug2007/id20070813_964132_page_2.htm
Simon Jeffery is a cunt.
vjwou - hawaii's latest 15 year old female golf phenomenon.
Mobile games are getting there, slowly but surely.
http://www.benoliverisalive.blogspot.com
How long does it take to play a game? I want the answer in dumps.
Brilliant game though.
It plays like a fantasy version of Advance Wars and in terms of bang for buck is actually ahead of AW, considering you can pick it up for about 3 quid.
Otherwise, though, a DS Lite is your friend.