A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF DISRESPECT IS... THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! FACIAL HAIR IN VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT #2: DMITRY L... SONY IN 'NO PANTS' GOLF GAME SCANDAL ELLIE GIBSON EXCLUSIVE: "MY 27 MINUTES WITH RICHAR... DEVON PEOPLE WORSHIP EVIL SONIC SONY: "SELLING FEWER PS3S IS GREAT NEWS!" SEGA EUROPE HAS A FLICKR ACCOUNT METAL GEAR SOLID GAY SEX SHAME THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
No curry flavoured popcorn, but there was chocolate. And banana. Who would want chocolate popcorn?? No wonder the place didn't last long.
Cool machine all the same. I'm sure Sonic fully endorses high-fat content salty snacks to make him go SUPER SONIC SPEED!
word ver: hjqnhmmw (seems longer than usual!)
still... top reportage work.
And us Scots invented loads of shit. I learnt about it at school, when we were being aught how ace it was to be Scottish or soemthing. Television, Penicillin... uh.. some other stuff...
So he must have been pretty clever, leading me to believe the machine was just shite.
Word Verification: pusivvgx. I'm not sure. It sounds a bit rude though... doesn't it? Possibly a very impressive, highly rated lady part. See if you can do better.
:'(
I went to Osaka Doubutsuen yesterday, shots this Sonic pop corn vending machine to send it to you guys at UKR, and WTF, today another dude sent this very machine shots!
Man, living in Japan is so 2006...
I have purchased this Machine SEGA POPCORN SHOP. I want to sale it now bcz no economies in pakistan. Here we sell it in Pak Rs.5 per coin but our operating cost comes to Rs.10. So not viable to run it. Only 2-3 days used. If anyone interested do email me at
gandj@wol.net.pk or shrehmans@gmail.com
Thanx
NOMAN