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It's hard to know where to start with a name like Xochilt Balzola-Widmann. Perhaps we should all just comment on the physical appearance of new Vivendi Euro sales boss while working on something suitable?




And would've, maybe even as recently as five years ago.
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
Would.

Although 'Xochilt' sounds a bit like 'no clit' which makes me worry how you'd arouse her enough to make her agree to take it fudgeways.
Blogger slim1945 said...
She looks kind of anally retentive, i'm not sure she'd let anyone take her to 4th base.
Blogger Tommy T said...
Hmmm... With the initials XBW I wouldn't Xtreme Backyard Wrestle with her but I'd probably put my winky in her bottom.
Blogger Ooshka said...
Load of bollocks if you ask me. Someone's just seen her Google word verification rather than her actual name - Sue Smith

Word Verification: cpdrfcuk - the new European sales boss for Ubisoft
Blogger Sanada said...
That name sounds like an anagram for something dirty.

I'd give a suggestion, but I'm just not funny enough.

adxckbhs - anagram for something dirty.
Blogger H said...
This is Harold Widmann, the husband of Xochilt. Your comments are offensive and prude, and I suggest you all be a bit more mature in how your remarks, both online and in real life.
Blogger cowbrain said...
Yeah! Fight the power, Harold!
Blogger Trilby said...
Harold, have you ever met Mr. Bazola? How does it feel to think about him putting his undoubtably greasy and pustulent man-wand inside your beautiful Xochilt? Does it make you ANGRY, Harold? Harold? Are you there Harold?
Blogger H said...
Mr Bazola, her father, is dead., you insensitive prick. One day you will look at what you said and think to yourself how pathetic you all are.
Blogger Comrade Alex said...
Xochilt, looks like she just made that up on her CV to get the job, and i think ol' Harold there is in on the whole thing...
Blogger Saphion said...
These comments alone win the internet.
Blogger steve said...
I once had a client called Xochilt and it's pronounced like 'so she'.

Do i win a prize?
Blogger bilal said...
that depends. tiebreaker question:

what kinda client was she?
Blogger steve said...
Well, she was... one of those, y'know, special clients. Y'know. It was loaded with winks and nudges, essentially.

The truth is that I can't remember but she might've run some sort of ladies underwear website.
Blogger Jawatron said...
underwear magnate wins.
Blogger Mark said...
If I had an underwear magnet I could really pull women.

wjrue: wanky joke regret.
Blogger Lord Onan said...
Isn't it odd that H, her 'husband' can't spell Balzola?
Blogger Jawatron said...
I thought 'H' was the gay one and Lee 'Latch' was the tough metrosexual one.
Blogger Mr Butterscotch said...
Definitely would. Come on, there aren't enough women in games as it is, so if you got to put yours in a 'gaming woman' that's surely some sort of special reversal.

qiofa - what you say when you first behold the beautiful Xochilt.

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