A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'THE EU... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... A QUOTE WE'RE SAVING FOR FUTURE 'LIE WATCH' USE SONY'S LATEST INTERNET LIE BLOG GOES WRONG ASTEROID CRASH - EXCLUSIVE REVIEW THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... TALL STORIES, WITH KEN KUTARAGI TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO UPDATE THE WEB SITE LIKE IT...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I can.
Hmm, one asterisk suffixing two completely different sentences? If they've somehow made that work I'll buy it out of sheer principle.
...one does suspect otherwise, though. (Muppets.)
No really, I have bought it. You'd be surprised how well programs like this can save time if you're looking to make a real model railway. Granted, I'm not into that stuff now, but all the same, I ask - why was this posted? Compared to the likes of BMX XXX and other 'adult but actually not quite' titles out there, railway simulators and their model equivalents do have a decent enough target audience attached.
*if you really want to build a pretend railway, and Transport Tycoon isn't good enough for you...
Also, the Flying Scotsman on the box there doesn't seem to have a tender to carry coal or water, which means it would be going nowhere fast - LIKE THIS POST! AHAHAHA! Erm.