If you click on it it's readable. Not bearable, mind.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PECULIAR SEGA PHOTO OF THE DAY "THE GAME IS CALLED DOKIDOKI MAJOSAIBAN WHICH MEAN... SEEING AS ALL WE DO THESE DAYS IS POST YOUTUBE VID... 'VIRTUALLY ADDICTED' - THE WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS... WE CAN ADMIT TO LIKING GUITAR HERO NOW 68 PHOTOS OF BOOTH BABES AND COSPLAYERS FROM THE T... TOKYO GAME SHOW HERALDS PS3 SHIT STORM WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM - WINNERS ANNOUNCED
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
They decided to delete the BXB page which was written by one of our users because it was "promotional"...
WE DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING MONEY!!
Anyway, since then I've had several arguements with the cock that did it and he refuses to put the article back. I gave up in the end because I looked myself in a mirror and realised I was pathetic.
Also, why do they keep calling Tails a POV? Just because he has to build his own airplane, doesn't mean he's poor.
They're treating Wikipedia as if it should be limited in size. Fucking idiots. Then they have arguments like this over the sexuality of a fucking two tailed fox in a computer game. Sweet fucking titty christ is that pathetic. I'm hoping anon was on the wind up. I really do.
Is that NPOV?
PS. New update on the Wiki Lair page:
"Note: Analog control is not available on Lair, as the additional programming would have taken at least another hour and the programmers need all the time they can get to work up enough money so that they, too, can hope to afford a PS3 one day."
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...oh, you haven't.
Well, neither have I. It was just a figure of speech.
*cough*