He was bored enough to send it. We were bored enough to upload it. You're bored enough to be looking at it. The sooner AIDS or North Korea or cancer puts us all out of our miseries the better.
Labels: GONZO
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A VERY SERIOUS DEBATE ABOUT IF TAILS IS GAY OR NOT... PECULIAR SEGA PHOTO OF THE DAY "THE GAME IS CALLED DOKIDOKI MAJOSAIBAN WHICH MEAN... SEEING AS ALL WE DO THESE DAYS IS POST YOUTUBE VID... 'VIRTUALLY ADDICTED' - THE WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS... WE CAN ADMIT TO LIKING GUITAR HERO NOW 68 PHOTOS OF BOOTH BABES AND COSPLAYERS FROM THE T... TOKYO GAME SHOW HERALDS PS3 SHIT STORM
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
PLEASE GOD YES!!
it also has a little sonic on the back under the neck..(what is wrong with me!!!)
Perhaps a lifestyle shot of a retard colouring in a picture of sonic with his tongue sticking out (the retard's not Sonic's).
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sorry :(
Possibly for the better...
E-mail him back and tell him to try harder next time.
200 out of 10!!
Pft! I've got a Sega PEN!
Halverde I hope you are not all talk and no Sonic 2 jacket! Remember to pixelate your horrible face, incase it is horrible.
Reminds me of a pencil case shaped like a Gameboy somebody had back then. To this day I'd buy that if I saw it at a flea market or boot sale.