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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WARNING! FAKE "CHEESE" MERCHANDISE IN CIRCULATION EVEN OUR OWN POPUPS ARE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF US ... "WE GOT SHITFACED AND LEFT THE DS STYLUS IN THE PU... THE "H" TO THE "H" TO THE "G" TO THE "L" AND SO ON... GIZMONDO SHOP BOARDED UP AS GOD INTENDED NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO LAUNCH OUR PS3 LIES... DO WE LIKE JAPAN OR NOT THIS WEEK? OUTRUN 2006 COAST TO COAST INTERVIEW -- IN WHICH W... IN WHAT ORDER ARE WE GOING TO EAT THE BODY PARTS O... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
for that matter has he still got that keyword search thingy looking for people who take is name in vain?
muppet
that's u Bill
that's what u are
that's what u smell like
a very very rich muppett
And all the Xbox fanboys will wet themselves at how clever MS has been. Gimps.
And all the Xbox fanboys will wet themselves at how clever MS has been. Gimps.
(that'll teach me to post half cut on JD+Coke...)
yeah, its about the mac mini but its the new version that uses intel chips instead of PowerPC so 500 and a half times faster or whatever (although I'm told its actually crap because it has an integrated video card...something to do with RAM. I don't know if thats bad but the guy that told me was really sad)
This microsoft thing reminds me of a huge PSP billboard I saw today in Leeds. Completely meaningless, just a massive mock up of a PSP screen and says something about the holy grail...as if the the ability to watch half a movie and play Dynasty Warriors on the bus is the equivalent of ever lasting life.
http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10147
Look at those urban youths in a caravan in the desert
If Microsoft think they're making an iPod/PSP killer (as claimed on the BBC website) then they're sorely mistaken - it's fucking massive.
The only reason the guy in the video can fit it in his pocket is because he's wearing a sack.
it also seems to have an ingenious anti-theft device built in; if anyone tried to nick it you could use it to bludgeon them to death with one or two well aimed swings.