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On the one hand we're as excited as a 12-year-old boy having his first wank over seeing Kylie's knickers on Top of the Pops, on the other we're worried about how much work we're going to be generating for ourselves:

OutRun 2006 MONTH begins!

We should just give it 10/10 now and have done with it. But that wouldn't be any fun, would it?

No, OutRun 2006 YEAR begins!

Great to have it back. Like the first prescription beaker of methadone in the morning. More totally unnecessarily over-the-top drugs analogies soon.

  • Uploading loads of PSP screenshots

  • Taking the piss out of GamesTM's review

  • Uploading loads of Xbox screenshots

  • A bullet-pointed review of all three versions (PC excluded due to not ever being able to make PC games load/work/look good)

  • Homoerotic Flag Man "bear" fan fiction
  • Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
    so where is the link to TM's review? surely you don't expect me t find it myself?

    it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who can't get a race game to play on PC for shit
    Blogger mrplow said...
    my anus is tingling with excitement
    Blogger gnome said...
    My nipples explode with grace
    Blogger Raton said...
    So what about the instruction manual ? Is the flagman's motion capture guy's name like the one posted here last month ?
    Blogger Xephon said...
    They gave the Xbox version they reviewed an 8 out of ten. They said, "Nothing hugely new, but effortlessly entertaining".

    Pity the cover was so piss poor.Like something from 1995...
    Blogger Vagus said...
    I'm aflicted with a terible disease. I can't actually play any outrun games for shit :(
    Blogger Hostile said...
    My childhood was composed entirely of playing Outrun, Prince of Persia and Wumpus Hunter.

    It's good to be back.
    Blogger Tomleecee said...
    All we need now is an update of Alien Storm and the circle will be complete.
    Blogger Bas said...
    We also need an update to Wonder Boy. Get to it SEGA!

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