It's like a random selection of our most-used words... BUT IT'S A CAR! Sadly, being a car means we have to break our lifetime habit of buying everything with the word "Saturn" on it just so we can put it on the kitchen table and smile at it.
Not even if the Yes Car Credit girl came and had it off with us.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "WE GOT SHITFACED AND LEFT THE DS STYLUS IN THE PU... THE "H" TO THE "H" TO THE "G" TO THE "L" AND SO ON... GIZMONDO SHOP BOARDED UP AS GOD INTENDED NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO LAUNCH OUR PS3 LIES... DO WE LIKE JAPAN OR NOT THIS WEEK? OUTRUN 2006 COAST TO COAST INTERVIEW -- IN WHICH W... IN WHAT ORDER ARE WE GOING TO EAT THE BODY PARTS O... THE FUTURE OF HOME ENTERTAINMENT HAS ARRIVED! *EXC... CONFERENCES WE'RE THINKING OF ORGANISING FRAG DOLLS TO 'SPEAK' AT WOMEN IN GAMES EVENT
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Hmmmm
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