We'll bite her lips off first, as a sort of starter. They're OK to eat raw. Although seeing as she's 20, pretty, and used to work in Top Shop, she's bound to be riddled with STDs so we might have to pasteurise them first to be safe.
Then we'll have a couple of slices of belly. It's fatty meat, a bit like duck. She's got enough to go round. She's almost like a real woman!
Eyeballs for pudding, like being on holiday in France.
She'll probably have died from blood loss by now so the rest of her can go in the freezer for special occasions, like when we celebrate a successful piece of social interaction.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE FUTURE OF HOME ENTERTAINMENT HAS ARRIVED! *EXC... CONFERENCES WE'RE THINKING OF ORGANISING FRAG DOLLS TO 'SPEAK' AT WOMEN IN GAMES EVENT GOOGLE VIDEO HORROR GAMING PORN THINGS WE'VE BEEN SENT FOR THE "MAIN PAGE" (LEGAL) GOOD USES FOR BITTORRENT OUTRUN 2006 -- MEET THE REAL "FLAG MAN" NOT THAT WE'RE STILL OBSESSED WITH EMILY BOOTH OR ... MORE NEW SEGA HARDWARE LAUNCHED
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
...I know the leather straps round her legs are straps to hold the holsters in place, but they do make her look like she's got modular legs 8|