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Microsoft needs to convince the "urban yoot" that Xbox 360 is cool, not wank its money away over the tits of some useless celebrity.



That said we still WOULD (go round her house to play Gotham 3 for a bit as long as she has an Xbox Live account).


OTHER THINGS THE POSH WHORE GOT GIVEN FOR FREE:

Xbox 1:

Twenty quid says she never took it out of the box

Gamecube:

Fifty quid says she never took it out of the box

Soul Calibur II:

100 quid says she never took it out of the box

A good seeing to:

XXX PARIS HILTON SEX XXX FREE DOWNLOAD NOW

And she got a PSP, but we can't find a photo of her holding it while looking like a vacuous slapper who deserves a smack in the face.
Blogger steve said...
I had to sign up for a blog, but here's a pic of Paris with a PSP for you... vacuous slapper enough?

http://www.metagames-fr.com/images/divers/paris3.jpg

Taken from: http://www.metagames-fr.com/News868_PARIS-HILTON-ET-LA-PSP.php
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
Very vacuous, but I can't feature someone else's comedy captions and arrows!

I've got a photo of Carmen Electra standing in front of an Xbox 360 sign -- can anyone think of a "joke" about that?
Blogger Elrando said...
J Allard quoted in a recent interview with 1up:
"Yeah, I love giving rich sluts free stuff. Hey Australia and Mexico, Screw you! I'll delay the local release of the 360 till 09!"
Blogger Raton said...
According to the alt text, you're betting 50 pounds that she never took the 'Cube out of the box.
Well, that'll be 50 pounds : the picture shows it out of its box :) .
Blogger dw2k6 said...
i hope she fucking dies.

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