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"Ow, my childhood!"

Seriously though, you can't even crawl while you're wearing the jetpack and the only way to remove it (and thus advance in some cases) is to kill yourself. What happened? Were we all too blinded by the glory of Outrun and Space Harrier when we were children to notice that games like this were terrible, or did we just eat a lot of marker pens? More to the point, what in the name of Jay Maynard's Tron Costume persuaded us (now that we're older) to go and spend fifteen quid on a version of it that we can't even play on the train?

Birthday: 1st November 1983 Blood Type: B Height: 162cm Vitals: 80/56/83 Likes: Karaoke Dislikes: Piano music

Oh... right.

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