This thing about something we've all been sort of half looking forward to. This thing which annoyed a few people who know about modern plastics and materials. This thing about reading TXT MSGs on holiday. This thing about The Mirror being shit. This thing about the outdoor holding season, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF ANDY THE SQUIRREL THE SEGA CHANGE MACHINE LADIES DIABLO III A "DREAMCAST 2 EXCLUSIVE" CIARAN AND KEVIN'S SONIC MUSIC MEDLEY WHAT LOOKS LIKE CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS SONY RELEASE ULTIMATE PS3 UPDATE NO ONE DOES FUN LIKE VUZIX DOES FUN THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
That's the best bit. Nice use of the word cognizant (to let us know we aren't dealing with a normal person, but someone brainy enough to know big words).
It's reassuring how easy it is to annoy people.
I think we would've heard about it had Microsoft put aside another billion dollars.
Great example of holding too.
I recognise this lass from her previous work.
Also, why are all cyclists colour blind? I've never seen so many red/green colour blind people in my life.
You may know much about technology, Zorg!
I love it when people on the internet get angry with other people on the internet. It's all so worth while...