"An afternoon on Gametrailers would have been a far better way to spend the time."
"We had press passes and we couldn't get an answer out of anybody as to whether there was a press room or not"
"I really do think I've been ripped off"
"Lucas Arts didn't bother turning up - they just sent a poster!"
"We were in there for an hour and a half before we wanted to kill ourselves. £1.90 for a freaking bottle of water!"
"Shit, did you see they had Halo 3!!! I almost died."
"Gemma Atkinson could get her tits out next year and I still wouldn't go"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.