"I just got back from a gaming conference, and everyone's grab bag included this fine SEGA-branded pen. This by itself is clearly exciting enough to notify UKR, but then I discovered the mysterious button on the side of the pen."
"When you press it, the top of the pen lights up and projects a SEGA logo!!!"
"I spent the rest of my day projecting it on various objects and people (pictures included)."
"When it gets dark I fully plan to go outside and attempt using it like the Bat-signal."
"With luck it will summon Yu Suzuki who will bring me a copy of OutRun 3 and a plate of cookies. Or alternatively, it will attract homeless people. Cheers - Colin."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ASSORTED SWEDISH SEGA PARAPHERNALIA GLORIOUS NATION OF KOSOVO CONSIDERING USING DREAMC... PS3 TENT BLOWS AWAY CONCERT GOERS RYU AMAZED BY SIZE/DEFINITION OF CHUN-LI'S PACKAGE... BIENNIAL LARA CROFT ERECTION TIME ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00014 A TEAM SONIC TOP WE DO NOT HAVE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH "GAMECOCK"? *YOU* CAN QUESTION RICHARD JACQUES!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
fhcdk - So close to being funny without any witty comment.
HOLY SHIT.