WHO'S GOING TO JAPAN NEXT?
Because it's quite important we get a SEGA TOYS Dream Cat Smile, which has just launched this week. By "quite important" we mean it's all we're going to think about until we get one, play with it for two minutes, feel very disappointed, then put it away in a cupboard until we next move house and throw it away.
Here are some videos of it we have just shamelessly stolen off some other blog.
Come on, you lot are always flying out there on a whim to meet someone who may or may not be a girl you've been chatting to on MSN for all of five minutes. Put it in that empty suitcase you're taking with you in the hope of finding ten boxed copies of Samba De Amigo and 20 Radiant Silverguns to bring back and sell.
The blog we nicked all these videos off said it costs about 70 dollars, so we'll give you 50 quid to bring one back. And one of the several thousand UKR t-shirts we've got left. OK, 55 quid and no t-shirt.
This will go nicely next to the Homestar in the UKR SEGA Dream (wanking) Room (IMPORTANT: Please knock before entering).
Here are some videos of it we have just shamelessly stolen off some other blog.
Come on, you lot are always flying out there on a whim to meet someone who may or may not be a girl you've been chatting to on MSN for all of five minutes. Put it in that empty suitcase you're taking with you in the hope of finding ten boxed copies of Samba De Amigo and 20 Radiant Silverguns to bring back and sell.
The blog we nicked all these videos off said it costs about 70 dollars, so we'll give you 50 quid to bring one back. And one of the several thousand UKR t-shirts we've got left. OK, 55 quid and no t-shirt.
This will go nicely next to the Homestar in the UKR SEGA Dream (wanking) Room (IMPORTANT: Please knock before entering).
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 9/04/2007 01:08:00 PM
13 Comments:
Imagine the batteries it probably comes with...
I speak Japanese and this is actually a pet re-animation service.
"See, good old Tibbles still gets grumpy when you squeeze his balls."
I'm actually going to Japan in October... I'll return in February, so if thats soon enough, send D-Marks (I'm from Germany, you know).
So just a re-branded version of those awful Furreal cats then?
Why the fuck do they keep pulling the cats' tails? what is wrong with these marketers that they must put that in as a selling point?
They 'pull' the tail because there's a button there which is one of the five features (buttons) the ugly cat thing has. The thing can't even walk.
I do wonder how many cats they have to kill to make the fur for one, though.
I didn't know Sega made pussy too.
It has hate in its eyes. When you pull on its tail it turns its devils head to look through your soul.
With the right repaint job this could make a convincing Cream the Rabbit Realdoll.
Or Big the Cat if you prefer that kind of thing.
Looks like somebody has beaten Sega to the punch. Same thing so save yourself £20 and a t-shirt.
http://www.hasbro.com/furreal/en_GB/default.cfm?page=Products/Detail&product_id=11068
Liam
Oh bollocks try again with the damn link http://www.hasbro.com/furreal/en_GB/default.cfm?page=Products/Detail&product_id=11068
Includes 3 “C” batteries.
I'm a battery noob so wtf are C batteries? Makes it see? Made @ sea?
Oh god, it's like I didn't mention furreal 7 posts before you messed up that link.
Also: http://www.hasbro.com/furreal/en_GB/
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