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This is the current depressing state of the UKR email inbox. One photo of an unofficial Sonic painting endorsing a Brazilian game store, a man with a tattoo that looks a bit like a Dreamcast logo, plus a weird transexual Sonic cosplay photo that probably deserves an update all of its own - and a criminal investigation into its origins.

Jogos: Games, in whatever language the Brazil people do

WHO WOULD THINK ABOUT THIS? "A store of video games in the city of Recife, Brazil. Sonic announcing games of PlayStation, who would think about this!"

Spiral of life

COSTA DEL TWAT: "I was on holiday in Spain and saw this dude walking around with a Dreamcast logo on his back. Although I generally avoid taking photographs of topless blokes, I found this funny. I'm guessing he didn't realise it was a Dreamcast logo and he thought it was just some artsy shit. But anyway, thought you might like to take the piss out of it. Cheers, Chris."

Sonic cosplayer - genital configuration UNKNOWN

This one arrived with no explanation. Which is annoying, as it's the one that most needs explaining, particularly about if it's a boy or a girl under that embarrassing mess. It's unlikely to matter in the long term, though, as the chances of anyone being interested in the genital configuration of a Sonic cosplayer are extremely remote. We're going for girl, as they would appear to be the flabby, untoned upper arms of a female gamer.

Sonic cosplayer - genital configuration UNKNOWN

Here it is again, just in case you missed it or your eyes/brain blocked it out.
Blogger Halverde said...
Sonic has bingo wings D-:

Blogger Saphion said...
I hope those aren't man-boobs on Sonic.

Blogger Jawatron said...
Angels are androgynous... coincidence???????
Blogger AndyboyH said...
I submitted the picture...

The deal was that she was a cosplayer at the Metrocentre Manga night. I made some comedy blurb about Sonic letting himself go with man-boobs, tatty fur, and a penchant for graphic novels but you must not have read that part ;)

After the event finished, I noticed there were more photos taken by Sonic's friends of 'Sonic' posing with pretty much every (shit) Sonic game available to hold in Game (i.e. the Sonic 'next-gen' games).

I guess the lass perhaps realises cosplaying as Sonic is akin to cosplaying as Hitler or something... ;)
Blogger supersonicjim said...
There are some fucking freaks in this world, that one dressed like Sonic is very much a freak. (I am not a freak)
Blogger Saphion said...
Ah, thanks for that, AndyboyH.

She should have gone as Cream.

Blogger Surronded said...
Costa of Twat????? What's that? hahahahahahaha
It's like a Monkey Island name xD
Costa del Sol? Costa Brava? Costa Daurada? Blanca?
It doesn't exist Costa of Twat!!! hahahahahahaha
Blogger Jarod said...
Too bad I didn't have my cell phone at class a few weeks ago or I could have sent in a picture of an actual real early 20 something girl wearing a Sega Dreamcast t-shirt of her own volition.

Then again I wouldn't have known how to ask her if it was ok since I can only imagine to what use her pic would be put around here.
Blogger marc said...
Not only that, but it was taken by the graphic novel section, haha!

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