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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A VERY SHY MAN TOOK SOME PHOTOS OF BOOTH BABES AT ... SONICOM ENTERPRISES IS ON RATHER SHAKY LEGAL GROUN... NOKIA IS TIRED, OLD, AND JUST GOING THROUGH THE MO... IRONY, HONESTY, OR JUST A RUBBISH IDEA? DEVASTATING DEVELOPMENTS IN LEIPZIG THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! RESISTANCE FALL OF MAN FINDS ITS PLACE PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR LEIPZIG RUMBL... CREAM THE RABBIT, OPEN-MOUTHED AND READY EXCLUSIVE: SONIC'S MOBILE PHONE REVEALED
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
omgwtfbbq = retard speak
It looks like a pre rendered sequence that uses in game assets to me. nicely lit with some great post process efects but theres no way you could say for certain it was in game footage. either that or they maaged to load every track and half the cars and bikes in the game into the 360 at once.
A sequence pre-rendered;
In-game assets well lit
Or maaged at once.
To be this good takes it an age,
In-game assets well-lit,
Make a game look not shit,
But the loading - how did they maage?
izszzevl - the sound of poorly-maaged loading