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Hmm, interesting. When I try to type "N-Gage", it goes out as "N0Game".
It's not an N-Gage, as anyone doing three seconds of background checking would quickly see. It's a downloadable feature on Nokia Smartphones (they've been making that clear for about three years now). Its competition is JAVA, not the DS, you fucking useless wank tard cock snorklering chavs. I expect this from Three Speech or whatever that site is called, but from here, I'd expect better (and you should note that from here I expect jokes about fucking a rabbit, so you know, bar's pretty low already).
What a load of rubbish. nokia would love to fool us into thinking that we should buy this instead of the perfectly fine n95 that's already out. If you've got a inssue with the memory, just bloody buy a 4gb micro sd card instead of wasting your money on this crap
I assume this is a joke or bait for me or something, as it doesn't make any sense. The N95s now support the N-Gage service, so unless you have an old one, I don't see your point. As this is a consumer electronics product, I assume you aren't asking them to sell the particular N95 model you have for all the rest of time.