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SONY ANNOUNCES XBOX 360 LAUNCH LINE-UP

Well done, PlayStation3. Well done on having lots of really old European launch games that don't work as well online as they did a year ago. If only Sony was this inept in 1999 we'd all be playing Dreamcast 2 right now.
PS3'S GROUNDBREAKING UK LAUNCH LINE-UP INCLUDES:

  • Call of Duty 3
  • Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
  • Tony Hawk's Project 8
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • World Snooker Championship 2007
  • NBA 2K7
  • NHL 2K7
  • Blazing Angels Squadrons of WWII
  • Enchanted Arms
  • Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent
  • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
  • Fight Night Round 3
  • Need for Speed Carbon
  • The Godfather: The Don's Edition
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2007
  • F.E.A.R.

  • Not to mention Genji and the downloadable Sudoku game it had to mention to make the list look bigger. Never before has there been such an obsolete and unwanted games machine. It's not even funny. It's beyond comedic interpretation. It's baffling and a little bit frightening what's happening to Sony right now. We don't even have to apply negative spin - the pure facts are disastrous enough.


    SOME NEGATIVE SPIN JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE:


    Oblivion: Not exclusive to PS3

    Oblivion! New on PlaySta... oh.


    Fight Night Round 3

    Fight Night Round 3! New on PlaySta... oh.


    Call of Duty 3: Not exclusive to PS3

    Call of Duty 3! New on PlaySta... oh.


    Blazing Angels: Not exclusive to PS3

    Blazing Angels! New on PlaySta... oh. And so on. You get the point.

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    15 Comments:

    Blogger dw2k6 said...

    Something seems fishy about it all. Its suprising to see sony getting thrashed for once.

    3:48 PM  
    Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...

    I agree, there's definitely something going on here. Sony are basically playing down the release of the PS3 and i wouldn't mind knowing why...? Definitely seems like some kind of trick to me. If it is a marketing ploy of sorts, i think it's backfired tbh. And amen to that.

    4:44 PM  
    Blogger jawa said...

    Dont you see? By hating sony we are playing into their hands. They are going for the plucky underdog strategy that will see them beloved by fanboys in five years time when all their shit fails on launch.

    Its machiavellian in scope.

    5:53 PM  
    Blogger jawa said...

    p.s. We should be indifferent to combat this. Indifference beats machiavellian.

    Well. It works in politics anyway.

    5:54 PM  
    Blogger Baphomet said...

    Acouple of Fellas I work with have been planning to buy 2 PS3's each at launch just to put them on eBay.

    They've been planning this since the 360 launch and have just this week decided not to bother! Brilliant!

    6:55 PM  
    Blogger Guru Larry said...

    ...But why release a bunch of year old Xbox 360 games at launch that have LESS features than the originals?

    Yes it's good to bulk up a collection, but anyone who would want those games would have already bought them by now.

    7:39 PM  
    Blogger Alan "motherfuckin'" Underscore Stealth said...

    check out the sony fuck up, using a project gotham 3 image to advertise gran turismo HD. (source:gamespot) oh yes, they fuck up, Dreamcast 2, doesn't seem so far away anymore.

    9:00 PM  
    Blogger Muki Key Oot said...

    This is all that needs to be said. FOREVER.

    http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24403&

    2:00 AM  
    Blogger dw2k6 said...

    if you do a google search for Gran Turismo HD that PGR3 image appears on page 3. So im guessing the person who made the banner used that not knowing. It looks like the best photo to use from the google results.

    2:08 AM  
    Blogger Marc said...

    I bet some of them don't even run as well as they do on 360, like when the PS2 launched in Europe with a shit pixelly flickery 50hz slow version of DOA2

    3:46 PM  
    Blogger Marc said...

    I bet some of them don't even run as well as they do on 360, like when the PS2 launched in Europe with a shit pixelly flickery 50hz slow version of DOA2

    3:46 PM  
    Blogger phorenzik said...

    DOA2 had a 60HZ option actually. Sony are still shite though. I read somewhere that most of the above games do run and look worse than the 360 versions.

    6:10 PM  
    Blogger Andy said...

    Awesome launch! LOL

    5:24 PM  
    Blogger RoboSel said...

    "DOA2 had a 60HZ option actually."

    Stop trying to stick up for the PS2 phorenzik. At least the Dreamcast version did it in VGA mode so it's still better.

    11:19 AM  
    Blogger aaarrrssseee said...

    shouldn't all you 12 year old be in bed by now...

    Sony is shit..... Xbox 360 is brill etc etc etc ... So dull.

    Anyone can read and regurgitate shit they read. Get a f@~king life losers!!

    11:56 PM  

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