You could ask him, say, what's so creative about doing 20 FIFAs a year, or, say, ask him when he's going to stop charging people money for new sets of skins for The Sims that must've taken someone in the office a couple of hours to knock together.
This, sadly, is what Bing looks like:
If this was still 1996 we'd make some sort of 'Joey Deacon' reference. Sadly, those days have passed.
Here's a nice shot of Bing's gormless face, in case you want to use it as an avatar on whatever social networking site you spend all day aimlessly reloading to see if any girls have replied to something you said.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. HOW CAN EA MAKE *MORE MONEY* BY RELEASING THE SAME... CARD FIGHTERS CLASH - NOW ON DS SEGA ENTERS LUCRATIVE FOOT MASSAGE FIELD PC WORLD AND CES CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE T... HOW GAMES ARE MEANT TO BE, COURTESY OF VF5 ABANDONED SEGA PARK REMNANT DISCOVERED IN LONDON
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Word verification: qshdxgww. Longest one EVER?
http://i12.tinypic.com/3ywd7w9.jpg
One wonders what the hell he does all day. Browse porn sites? Stare out the window?
Am gonna get as drunk as poss, play space war and pong like it's 1975, and then probably sit at the back of the Q&A being Timmy from South Park "Tiiiiiminay" Who's in?
They never do.
I'm guessing by "Creative Officer" they mean that he “terminates” anyone who dares show a sense of imagination in the EA headquarters. God help the team in charge of the next FIFA iteration….