A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A PHOTOGRAPH OF A MAN'S SEGA PENCIL A VERY SERIOUS DEBATE ABOUT IF TAILS IS GAY OR NOT... PECULIAR SEGA PHOTO OF THE DAY "THE GAME IS CALLED DOKIDOKI MAJOSAIBAN WHICH MEAN... SEEING AS ALL WE DO THESE DAYS IS POST YOUTUBE VID... 'VIRTUALLY ADDICTED' - THE WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS... WE CAN ADMIT TO LIKING GUITAR HERO NOW
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
It would though.
There wouldn't happen to be a space open as UKR's official spell checker would there? :D
Pleeeeeeease write a Bukkake story with Lara and Cream. Maybe you could have the final word on Tails' sexuality. I'm quite good at the old MS Paint if you need pictures.
Ta.
Oh and Mr I'm-so-fucking-perfect-rveo, it's "Should it not have" not "Shouldn't it of", which makes no sense.
As an application to be a sub editor, frankly, it leaves a lot to be desired.
Fridge (not productions)