A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PSP LIE WATCH: A REMINDER ABOUT 'GRAN TURISMO 4 MO... THIS WEEK'S ILL ADVISED ATTEMPT AT MAKING A VIDEOG... SEGA GRAFFITI FROM AROUND THE WORLD NINTENDO PROVIDES PHOTOSHOP PORN COMMUNITY WITH MO... AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON SONIC RIVALS MOBILE PHONE SAINT'S ROW IS, AMAZINGLY, ABOUT EARN... ALL OF THE PHOTOS WE GOT SENT ON AUGUST 16 AND 17,... THIS IS THE DEPRESSING LEVEL OF THINGS WE GET SENT... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
sorry :(
I would have bought that.
I might buy this, even though it has no fucking sex on it.
Way to waste my money, Zorg.
It's gonna turn into some sickening vicious circle of sticking my chest in girls faces with the hopes they have read your website at some point.
I want bigger logo's on your t-shirts! The bigger the logo, the smaller the chance of me getting another restraining order!
Yes a genuine knock-off UKR tee-shirt. And i might correct the typography as well because im like that.
Right justified. I ask you! What is the world coming to?
That girl is uncannily realistic, by the way.
i was wearing my blue SEGA VEST shirt whilst driving past the SEGA offices in chiswick/brentford/whatever the other day. it made me feel super awesome.
It just could have used a gang-bang scene is all I'm saying.
I fucking love those shirts and I want one now!
24€ to be considered as a neo nazi is a bit to much for me, sorry.
make it 50% cheaper and i'd gladly join your ranks.
Everyone knows gamers need either a small or xxx-large.
Drill a hole in the pineapple to put your equipment in it.
where is the fucking sonic!?
I love sonic, without the sonic its just for nazis who like games, aka 'dmark'.
I might buy one anyway and draw on a smiling sonic face, but it's not the same.
I just got one of these UK:R shirts in XL and the fucker is way too tight on me, and makes my bitch-tits look massive.
Anyhow, i miss the black and white sonic too :((((((((( copyright problems i guess.
UKR FTW!