Then it says "UK:Resistance - Not making a difference since 1996" underneath, which is something new we just thought up, seeing as we've been doing this for 10 years now.
We got a whole box of them:
You can buy them from our shop. They come in medium, large and extra fat, are red like we said and quite nice.
This is a photo of them taken with the flash. It gives you a better idea of the colour, which is a nice dark red. Not that horrible bright cheap red. Oh no.
Also, to show how much we love throwing money away, we got ten made in a girls size - for girls.
We made this girl ourselves out of a pineapple, a chair and some socks. She'll keep us company for the winter, then we can eat her in the spring as long as she hasn't gone rotten.
This is what the logo looks like in close-up. It's screen-printed so it will last and looks very nice. We used macro mode to take this photo. It's always a pleasure to work in macro mode!
We couldn't use the Sonic logo, as that would make SEGA angry with us and we might stop getting sent free games and stickers. Which, to be honest, is the only reason we carry on with this tedious charade any more.
This is a close-up of the neck. If you're anything like us you might be a bit 'fussy' about what the necks are like on your t-shirts. This has a nice neck. We went to the factory before we placed the order and looked specifically for a t-shirt with a nice neck.
They're sixteen British pounds, which includes packaging, the new really expensive postage that makes big light things (ie, t-shirts) cost twice as much to send out as before, and us writing out envelopes and taking them to the post office which is amazingly tedious and always makes us wish we'd never bloody bothered doing it at all. Get them here, or don't, then post about how they suck and you hate them in the Comments field and that that you hate red and that we should've done a green one with Tails on instead - THEN you might've bought one.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PSP LIE WATCH: A REMINDER ABOUT 'GRAN TURISMO 4 MO... THIS WEEK'S ILL ADVISED ATTEMPT AT MAKING A VIDEOG... SEGA GRAFFITI FROM AROUND THE WORLD NINTENDO PROVIDES PHOTOSHOP PORN COMMUNITY WITH MO... AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON SONIC RIVALS MOBILE PHONE SAINT'S ROW IS, AMAZINGLY, ABOUT EARN... ALL OF THE PHOTOS WE GOT SENT ON AUGUST 16 AND 17,... THIS IS THE DEPRESSING LEVEL OF THINGS WE GET SENT...
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
sorry :(
I would have bought that.
I might buy this, even though it has no fucking sex on it.
Way to waste my money, Zorg.
It's gonna turn into some sickening vicious circle of sticking my chest in girls faces with the hopes they have read your website at some point.
I want bigger logo's on your t-shirts! The bigger the logo, the smaller the chance of me getting another restraining order!
Yes a genuine knock-off UKR tee-shirt. And i might correct the typography as well because im like that.
Right justified. I ask you! What is the world coming to?
That girl is uncannily realistic, by the way.
i was wearing my blue SEGA VEST shirt whilst driving past the SEGA offices in chiswick/brentford/whatever the other day. it made me feel super awesome.
It just could have used a gang-bang scene is all I'm saying.
I fucking love those shirts and I want one now!
24€ to be considered as a neo nazi is a bit to much for me, sorry.
make it 50% cheaper and i'd gladly join your ranks.
Everyone knows gamers need either a small or xxx-large.
Drill a hole in the pineapple to put your equipment in it.
where is the fucking sonic!?
I love sonic, without the sonic its just for nazis who like games, aka 'dmark'.
I might buy one anyway and draw on a smiling sonic face, but it's not the same.
I just got one of these UK:R shirts in XL and the fucker is way too tight on me, and makes my bitch-tits look massive.
Anyhow, i miss the black and white sonic too :((((((((( copyright problems i guess.
UKR FTW!