Yes, it's Train Man, the Japanese TV drama about a successful and attractive woman and a trainspotter falling in love via IM. Japanese ladies now see men who sit at home using the internet all day as sensitive, appreciative, romantic and challenging individuals rather than men who drink Spar vodka in the company toilets, download MP3s of women screaming and occasionally enjoy weeing on themselves in the shower.
This is not intended as an "Interesting news post" or an ironic "Ha ha! Only in Japan" style update. We are mentioning it because many people have booked holidays in Tokyo this year and it is of UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT NONE OF THESE WOMEN SHOULD DISCOVER THE TRUTH. If we find out that just ONE of you dozy bastards has been letting the cat out of the bag, there will be consequences.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHAT ARE THESE STUPID FUCKING FUCKS DOING WITH THE... NEW VIRTUA TENNIS 3 IMAGES, PUBLIC UNVEILING ANNOU... SEGA'S HOMESTAR PLANETARIUM -- REVIEWED! DOA 4 UK RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED SEX ADVICE, WITH GRADIUS PORTABLE ON PSP ARE MOBILE PHONE GAMES ANY GOOD YET? SEGA VEST AND RIVAL GANG MEMBER T-SHIRTS OUTRUN 2006 -- PSP SCREENSHOTS! READER 'HAS BEST COLLECTION' OF SEGA STUFF
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And thank god - I thought I was the only one in the world who liked listening to women scream! Videos of women screaming are quite fun too.
Except when they're on a chair screaming about a mouse. That does NOTHING for me.
I'm off to Japan this year so I will be on the lookout for these trendy nerds and whether Japanese women start soaping themselves against them.